My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 101 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“Thank you for my grandbabies galore. I need all of this love at my age.” Jeanne Johnson
“Don’t mess with us Gen Xers. We don’t play.” Matthew McConaughey
“The Boring Company is not boring. Boring creates safe, fast-to-dig, low-cost transportation tunnels.” Elon Musk
“We good man. We really fucking good.” Marcus Jennings
“Team DD are the heavy weight champions of the cyber world. It is unofficial, but it is official if you are in the known.” Gary McKinnon
“What in the futuristic fuck? Your AI chat bot just called you out for not being you enough.” Gary McKinnon
“Taco Tuesday isn’t racist. Who doesn’t love tacos on any day? Maria Gonzalez
“I am such an unlikely mom. I thought I would hate it, but I love it. I am thinking about starting a helpful tips for mom’s blog. Everyone knows me as Kristi Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch or The Original Team Digital Death Girl. I need a new mom friendly nickname to brand under. What do you think of The Unlikely Mom?” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“Weird eccentric people create the coolest shit.” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“That is the custom Chinese symbol for boss bitch that I created. I hope you like it. If you don’t, you have shitty taste because it is boss bitch as fuck.” Zhang Ying
“When I got home Kat made me a sandwich. I was happy as hell. I love that woman.” Brittany White
“I never want to get a divorce. Guys always get fucked in family court and they will see me as the guy.” Brittany White
“Don’t play because big bank will take little bank right now.” Gene Rockefeller
“Just because I got it doesn’t mean that you can tell me what to do with it.” Tarica Hubbard
“My boss and my husband look the same and act the same. Chris does not want to wear a ring either. He wants to get a fucking tattoo like you. You two twin assholes are going to be the death of me.” Tarica Patel
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