Malia: Your son Cash just did an RKO on me.
MJ: And you let him get away with that?
Malia: Absolutely not! I got him in a mommy bear hug.
MJ: What happened then?
Malia: I let him escape because- “Eww! You’re not doing it right. Get off me.”, so I let him go.
MJ: Was it more of a mommy hug than it was a bear hug?
Malia: Yes. It was about 99.999999% mommy hug.
MJ: I know why you hugged instead of bear hugged. You wanted to love on him, but you gotta go in on’em if you wanna be his wrestling buddy.
Malia: I try but I’m all love. Daddy knows how to wrestle fun. The tough stuff is all you.
Malia: What would you do if you were me?
MJ: I would play with myself a lot.
Malia: Aww.
Malia: Baby, I don’t like my butt today. Can you come like my butt so that I like it again?
MJ: At 3 I could be down for some naked fun. I have a video call at 4. Can you be done with me by 3:45?
Malia: I will do my best! 😉 XOXO
MJ: So, were on for 3?
Malia: Yes, we’re on me at 3.
MJ: Good
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