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MJ Are You A “Bull” In The Bedroom?

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Hey MJ! Mike Westbrooks from Toronto. You ever wear a chastity lock on your wang to spice things up with Malia? 

MJ: Thanks for the question Mike, but why would I wear a chastity lock on my wang? How could we have sex? 

Mike Westbrooks: You know. Like so you couldn’t have sex. It is frustrating and it makes you want sex in the worst way.

MJ: Mike, we have never done anything like that. I am not sure why a guy would want to wear a chastity lock, because you couldn’t have sex right? Are you trying to wait for the right girl or something? 

Mike Westbrooks: You must be a bull. 

MJ: Is this Kevin? Are you messing with me or something? 

Malia: Hi Mike. I am sorry for jumping in, but MJ doesn’t know anything about that world. 

MJ: And you do? 

Malia: Baby, you know the fantasy books I read with the sexual covers? 

MJ: Yes. Those books are about putting a chastity on my wang?

Malia: Baby, no. I know what it is though. You don’t want to wear a wang lock for me? 

MJ: Ok, Kevin and Malia, y’all take your wang lock jokes, and stick’em where the sun don’t shine! 

Malia: Thank you for the question Mike. MJ, it’s time for sex ed class. 

MJ: No! It sounds like it’s a no sex education class. 

Malia: I’m going to show you pictures. 

MJ: And then 

Malia: Sex 

MJ: You’ve got it backwards then. If you are educating first, then it would be Ed Sex. 

Malia: Come up stairs and look at one picture and then have sex with me. You can call it whatever you want to! 

MJ: Ok

Malia: Poor Mike Westbrooks. I didn’t mean to hijack the conversation. Please message again sometime and I will make sure you get through. 

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Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson, founder of Masters of Money LLC, is a world-famous computer hacker, marketer, entrepreneur, and adventurer. You can say what you want about me but I'm the guy that does the jobs that have to get done. "Don't settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It's better to get paid than be right. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can't rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should from your life by doing. Live a life without regrets, by trying everything that interests you in the least, and don't waste time, because time is the most valuable commodity in life." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - Founder & Owner - Masters of Money, LLC.
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