MJ: Malia “Sexy As Hell” Johnson, I’m sorry I didn’t pick up the phone earlier, and you were pissed. I just listened to your 8 “Where the fuck are you?” messages, and I just wanted to say, I think you’re going to like my excuse. Please see attached queen feisty pants.
Malia: I heard about it. People have been calling here all night. I’m sorry I didn’t trust you.
MJ: What was that? I’m sorry, you’re what?
Malia: I’m sorry ok?
MJ: Now that we got that out of the way! On to business…..
Malia: Hero sex?
MJ: That is so much better than how I was going to put it.
Malia: What were you going to call it?
MJ: With some reference to winning the game, getting the girl, and spiking the football.
Malia: Hero sex it is.
MJ: Runway Malia, this is flight MJ The Terrible 007, of Hero Sex airlines requesting permission to land on your beautiful cinnamon colored sexy
runway body.
Malia: Flight MJ The Terrible of Hero Sex airlines, permission granted.
MJ: You forgot the 007 part.
Malia: Flight MJ The Terrible 007, of Hero Sex airlines, please circle the runway, until this attitude passes.
MJ: Baby!!!
Malia: I’m ready.
MJ: For me to land?
Malia: Still with the plane role play?
MJ: The elevator is stuck.
Malia: They fixed it today I thought. I saw guys working on it.
MJ: Were you checking them out?
Malia: Well, they did have their shirts off.
MJ: Wtf???????
Malia: Come land your plane!
MJ: I don’t want to anymore.
Malia: Baby, I love you. I got ready tonight, after I heard about it. Like really ready. Please come up here, after the elevator gets unstuck and I want to show you, on behalf of a grateful nation, how thankful we are for what you did.
MJ: We worked hard baby.
Malia: But I only want to show you how thankful we all are. I gotta tell you about Marcus and Dubs later too.
MJ: Fight?
Malia: The opposite.
MJ: Holy shit!
Malia: I know!
MJ: The elevator is unstuck!!
Malia: I’m so ready for you right now!
MJ: Our sex theme song tonight- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb1YDIerPGw&feature=youtu.be
Malia: Whatever you want tonight sexy hero.
MJ: And the judges decision….The judges rule, that is the perfect answer.
Malia: You should be here by now? What gives?
MJ: I had to pee!
Malia: Sorry I asked. Still turned on.
MJ: I think I left the light on in my office.
Malia: What?
MJ: The light. I think I left it on.
Malia: Turn the light off or naked wife in bed in a new sexy outfit?
MJ: Idado Hz by
Malia: Hit post!
