Any guesses as to what finger Malia is holding up? Yep! It’s the middle one.
MJ: Today I lied to her and did something behind her back, but instead of confessing, because I wanted to keep this a secret from her, for a good reason, I did the worst thing I could have possibly done, and got caught…..I lied!
Malia, I am sorry I lied to you today about the letter. The letter was meant to be a nice thing for your Mom, who lives so far away. The letter wasn’t to “some fucking whore”. It was to your mom.
When your mom was here last month, I couldn’t find the right words to tell her how much I truly love you. When I finally found the right words to describe it, she was already on her way back to S. Africa.
I am so sorry I lied to you, but I wanted you to hear what I wrote from your Mom, because I thought it would mean more to both of you that way.
Since you won’t come back up stairs, respond to texts, open the door, respond to emails, etc., I thought I would try this.
I want you to know I wasn’t lying to you with bad intentions. I was going to confess when your Mom told you about it. I only wanted to make you happy. Instead I made you cry and upset you.
I decided to post the letter on here, in the hopes that you would read it and not hate me anymore. Please love me again. I can’t live without you baby!
To My Future Father and Mother In Law,
I felt compelled to write this. It is important to me that you know how I feel about your daughter, and what my plans are for the future.
I love Malia more than anything in the world! She is the bedrock of my life, and the only person besides my Mom and Dad, that I trust 100%. This very week, Malia did something so incredibly loving for me, that I couldn’t put it into words. What an amazing angel of a woman you have raised.
Everything in my life revolves around her. When I was down and out, she was there to build me back up. When times are good, she enjoys everything right along with me. I know that no matter what the world can throw at us, Malia will be right there by my side for better or for worse.
This letter is a guarantee! Not a guarantee that life will be perfect, or everything will always run smoothly. This guarantee is simply this- As long as there is life in my body, I will do everything humanly possible to protect, support, care for, and love your little baby girl.
I assure you with my solemn promise before god and the world, that I will be the best husband, father, and soulmate to Malia, that I know how to be.
May I please have your permission to ask Malia to marry me?
Sincerely,
Michael David Johnson
Malia: Awwww
MJ: Baby?
Malia: I like the letter.
MJ: Baby I’m sorry! I shouldn’t have lied. I love you. The only thing I wanted was to make you happy.
Malia: I am just emotional. I’m puking, tired, uncomfortable, irritable, emotional, and prego. When I saw you being sneaky I was freaked out. I thought the letter was to Gotye and I couldn’t bare the thought of losing you. I should have trusted you.
MJ: I am such a guy. I blanked out for a second. I love you.
Malia: What were you thinking about?
MJ: Stuff and things.
Malia: My stuff and my things?
MJ: Yes. I know its an inappropriate time to think about that. I don’t know. It’s just so comforting and pleasing and stress relieving and I feel connected to you and the world and everything. Will you please come upstairs so we can talk?
Malia: No
MJ: Please don’t sleep on the bed in my office alone tonight.
Malia: Don’t worry. I won’t be.
MJ: What does that mean?
Malia: That means I want you to come down here and feel “connected to the world” as you put it.
MJ: What?
Malia: Michael David Johnson you are the dumbest brilliant man on earth!
MJ: What?
Malia: I am naked in your office right now.
MJ: What?
MJ: I know. On the last what I was just teasing.
Malia: You are still waiting for me to write back, aren’t you? I don’t want to write anymore!!
MJ: I didn’t know. I was ready to race down there but I wanted to show you I love you and stuff since I had to public this up today to get your attention.
Malia: Naked. Your office. Ready. I feel loved. What else will it take to get you down here?
MJ: I lobe you baby! I’m otw.
Malia: I lobe you too MJ
