MJ: You know what happens when you have 2 Presidents on your LinkedIn? The head of the mother fucking World Bank connects with you!!! Baby, I am blown away! After the Stuxnet fiasco, I thought the leaders of the world were going to hang me, but now they are all about “MJ The Terrible”. Unbelievable!!!
I hope this doesn’t mean my security has to go up again. I was getting used to the off body detail.
Malia: Promise me you will love me forever and never leave me.
MJ: If you want me to, I will quit all things Masters of Money, “MJ The Terrible”, and my contracting jobs tomorrow.
Malia: I couldn’t live without you.
MJ: Baby, none of this would have been possible without you.
Malia: Are you going to tell me I complete you now?
MJ: I’m not Jerry Maguire. You and me are one. I’ve never felt that way about anyone but CJ, Cash, Liz, and the 2 buns in the oven. I will love you until I die.
Malia: Well don’t die. I need you.
MJ: Yes Ma’am.
Malia: Quickie?
MJ: Yes Ma’am. Malia: You like how I spun your world bank manager news into sex?
MJ: Yes Ma’am.
Malia: Hey your world bank manager is from Iowa. That state loves you.
MJ: Quickie baby! Quickie!
Malia: I needed something to do while you were on the way upstairs, so I looked him up.
“Your body is a one-night stand” – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/your-body-is-a-one-night-stand/
