MJ: I found the song from the Jack Reacher and the girl from the babysitting movie song to make sweet lovin in the shower to like they did in the movie. Malia: Jack Reacher? Girl from the baby sitting movie? Malia: Oh. I got it. Tom Cruise and Elisabeth Shue. It’s called Top Gun. Malia: Ugh! You’ve got me thinking…
Category: Personal Life
Details and information about the personal life, news, views, and opinions, of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Founder & Owner of Masters of Money, LLC.
Laws Were Made To Be Broken Baby
Malia: Baby, you do the weirdest things. MJ: Huh? Malia: You randomly sent an idea for a commercial to the company Angie’s List. What motivated you to do that? MJ: I don’t know really. I saw an Angie’s List commercial on tv and I thought it sucked. Then I heard the Rolling Stone’s song “Angie” and I put 2 and…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 43 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 43 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Every day my daddy pway wiff me is da best day eva.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest daughter) “Mr. Johnson, I can tell you would like to have your privacy while you stay with us. I imagine Mrs. Johnson’s stunning beauty is…
The Money Post (What Money Is and How To Make It)
In this post you are going to learn what money is, the rules of money, who is likely to have more money, how to make money and how it is possible to become a millionaire. “There are 2 ways to have more money. You can either cut back on expenses, or you can make more money, and option #2 is…
Malia Wins The Relationship Quiz Grand Prize Romantic Four Seasons Getaway!
MJ: Alright baby, you always try to Cosmo magazine relationship quiz me, but today I’m flippin the script on you. This is a quiz to see how well you know me. And you better pass or I’m breaking up with you. Malia: You can’t break up with me. I am the mother of your children. MJ: Then you better do…
“Anti-Jolene”
Malia: Baby, I love you too much to let you go. If I can’t have you nobody can. MJ: Sounds reasonable. Malia: Promise me you will never leave me. MJ: I promise I will never leave you. I am the happiest man on planet earth most days my love. Malia: What about Jolene? MJ: Who? Malia: Jolene! MJ: I don’t…
How To Make Money Writing & Publishing Ebooks by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
If you want to make money online, then selling an ebook must be one of the very best strategies there is. When you sell an ebook, you are selling your own product which right away helps you to maximize profits. You’re not an affiliate or an advertiser; you’re now right at the top of the pyramid as far as selling…
Cinderella Domestic Violence and Romantic Stuff
MJ: I’m looking for Sexy Cinderella. The perfect fit for my man business. Do you know where I can find her? Malia: Yeah. This is where I live…….. MJ: You have a big beautiful home Sexy Cinderella. Where is Sexy Cinderella in that 11,000 square foot house, or does Sexy Cinderella want me to play hides and I go seek…
The Malia to Maliacane Transition
We joke sometimes about “Maliacane”, the nickname I gave Malia when she gets mad. The nickname is the name Malia and the type of storm Hurricane, mixed together. That is where the nickname “Maliacane” came from. And much like a hurricane storm that develops in the ocean, when Malia turns Maliacane, it is important to seek shelter somewhere safe, and/or…