My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 49 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I think you light up my life and I quiet your mind. I like that about us.” Malia May Johnson “You can have it all, but you can’t have it all at once my man.” Kanye West “Boom! High five and a kiss. Do…
Category: Personal Life
Details and information about the personal life, news, views, and opinions, of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Founder & Owner of Masters of Money, LLC.
Welcome To The World Christopher Alexander Johnson!
World, meet Christopher Alexander Johnson. Christopher Alexander Johnson, meet the world. Christopher, you were born at 3:13 am. Your daddy was born at 3:13 pm. You weighed exactly 10 pounds even when you were born. As your grandma, Jeanne Johnson, said about you- “He weighs as much as a sack of potatoes.” Your nicknames while you were in your mommy’s…
Malia and MJ Drivers License Picture Comparison
MJ: You look like a nice, pristine, girl. I look like a scary criminal. Malia: Beauty and my Beast. MJ: They didn’t tell me to smile while they were taking my picture. I have brand new teeth. I would have smiled. Malia: I text Kristi our side by side driver’s license pictures. She wrote back – “Cyber Hacker “MJ The…
Bounce House of Love
MJ: Malia May Johnson…..Are you ready to get your fuck on? Malia: Fuck yes I am!!! I’m ovulating!!! MJ: You are pregnant. Pregnant women don’t ovulate, do they? Malia: No. I’m just practicing. MJ: Uh oh Malia: I’m addict baby. I can’t help it. MJ: I’m married to an addict. Malia: But not a bad kind. MJ: I promise I…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 48 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 48 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “To deal with your future, sometimes you have to deal with your past.” Gene Rockefeller “Living forever isn’t for me. Even if I could, I wouldn’t. I want to do it right the first time and then go on to the great beyond if…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 47 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 47 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Some people are just not cut out for 9 to 5. Sure, they can do it, but it is not the best fit for them. They need to have their own thing. They need to be their own boss. They need to control their…
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Tips and Advice On How To Become Successful
Whether you like him, don’t like him, agree or disagree with him, Arnold Schwarzenegger has been successful in several different industries, from body building, to the movie/ film industry, to politics, and in the world of business. Here is an email reply back to me from Arnold Schwarzenegger, with his tips and advice, on how to become successful….. Email text:…
Dreamers…..Impossible is Just a Word!
Everyone, at some point in his or her life, has dreamed of being somebody special, somebody big. Who hasn’t fantasized about being the one who hits the game-winning home run? Who hasn’t dreamed of being the homecoming king or queen? And how many times have we dreamed about being rich, successful, or blissfully happy in our relationships? Often, we dream…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 46 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 46 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy poo poo stinky. I go in here.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I love you. You get me and I love you for it.” Malia May Johnson “Honesty and integrity are what I am known for by the people who know me best. My word…
Math and Parenting Decisions
Malia: Baby, I want to see if you know the answer to this math problem. 50 + 50 – 25 × 0 + 2 + 2 = ? Is the correct answer 4 or 104? MJ: 104 Malia: Of course you know the answer. Why isn’t the answer 4? Don’t you do math problems from left to right? MJ: No.…