Details and information about the personal life, news, views, and opinions, of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Founder & Owner of Masters of Money, LLC.
Malia: Baby! MJ: I’m here. What’s up? Malia: I’m going through withdraw MJ: Pregnancy withdraw? As in, not being pregnant and missing it withdraw? Malia: That to MJ: What’s the first thing if there is a “That to”? Malia: The thing makes me pregnant. MJ: Sex? Malia: Yes! MJ: Well I know the fix for that withdraw! Malia: You have…
Malia: Baby, I keep waiting for something to be wrong with you. MJ: What do you mean? Are you trying to find something wrong with me so you can be done with me, like we were dating? Malia: You still seem too good to be true. There has to be something wrong with you. Malia: Are you fooling me into…
Malia: Your mom just got Grandmother’s death certificate from the funeral home. Do you know what Grandmother died from? MJ: Golden Girls Overdose? Malia: You can’t die from watching too much Golden Girls. MJ: She died from a stroke, right? Malia: Guess again. MJ: I heard the doctor say she had a stroke. Malia: Yes, she had a stroke, but…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 67 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy. Do my hair up in a do dad again. I am tall like that.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Daddy, mommy said to tell you you are cancer(handsome) and she loves you.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “My first word was poop.” Cash Michael Johnson “When you…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I feel all hot. Why aren’t you bothering me with your penis?” Malia May Johnson “I’m sorry if I haven’t been giving you enough sex recently. Why don’t you and me get dirty while we…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 61 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy it’s Halloween. It’s pooky.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I think they wanted it to be true but it wasn’t so they twisted the facts as much as they could until it fit their narrative and discarded the evidence that went against whatever didn’t fit…
We are a celebrating household. We celebrate it all. It is Chrismahonikwanzikaboxanniversarybirthdaynewyears at our house this year. Daddy (MJ) gets to be home with us more at the end of the year this year. Side note- Bad guys, please don’t try to pull anything major until after New Year’s. I want MJ home with us, and if you cause problems,…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 66 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “This is my horny wanna be pregnant version of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. Give me your loven and put a baby in my belly.” Malia May Johnson “Sometimes we push people away just to see if they will comeback. It’s human nature.” Tarica…
Conversation between Liz (my oldest daughter) and me (her daddy). Liz somehow managed to walk down a long hallway from her bedroom, past security that roams the halls of our house at night, got in the elevator, went down one floor in the elevator, then walked down a long hallway to the movie theater room in our house, opened the…
Question: If Malia and MJ broke up, who would give in first to get back together? #2 The question if Malia and MJ broke up, who would give in first to get back together, came up again at MJ’s surprise birthday party. We decided the question needed an updated round 2. Here was the original question that was posed 3…