Details and information about the personal life, news, views, and opinions, of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Founder & Owner of Masters of Money, LLC.
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I feel all hot. Why aren’t you bothering me with your penis?” Malia May Johnson “I’m sorry if I haven’t been giving you enough sex recently. Why don’t you and me get dirty while we…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 61 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy it’s Halloween. It’s pooky.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I think they wanted it to be true but it wasn’t so they twisted the facts as much as they could until it fit their narrative and discarded the evidence that went against whatever didn’t fit…
We are a celebrating household. We celebrate it all. It is Chrismahonikwanzikaboxanniversarybirthdaynewyears at our house this year. Daddy (MJ) gets to be home with us more at the end of the year this year. Side note- Bad guys, please don’t try to pull anything major until after New Year’s. I want MJ home with us, and if you cause problems,…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 66 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “This is my horny wanna be pregnant version of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. Give me your loven and put a baby in my belly.” Malia May Johnson “Sometimes we push people away just to see if they will comeback. It’s human nature.” Tarica…
Conversation between Liz (my oldest daughter) and me (her daddy). Liz somehow managed to walk down a long hallway from her bedroom, past security that roams the halls of our house at night, got in the elevator, went down one floor in the elevator, then walked down a long hallway to the movie theater room in our house, opened the…
Question: If Malia and MJ broke up, who would give in first to get back together? #2 The question if Malia and MJ broke up, who would give in first to get back together, came up again at MJ’s surprise birthday party. We decided the question needed an updated round 2. Here was the original question that was posed 3…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 65 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, I forgot is on the phone for you.” Cash Michael Johnson “Big. Small. Big. Small. I love it all.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Daddy there is a monster under my bed. Come cybercute him.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Thank you for indulging in my sappy…
MALIA MAY JOHNSON Letters To Words: MagicalAmazingLovingIndependentAngel MiraculousAffectionateYummy JoyfulOptimisticHonestNaughtySexyOrganizedNice There are 15 letters in your name, so I put 15 links of love on this post: Malia May Johnson I Love You More Than….. https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/malia-may-johnson-i-love-you-more-than/ A Picture and a Thousand Words about an Angel on Earth – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/a-picture-and-a-thousand-words-about-an-angel-on-earth/ The Picture of Love – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-picture-of-love/ Malia: Strong Independent Woman/Badass! – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/malia-strong-independent-woman-badass/ It’s You! It’s You! It’s…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “We don’t have much time, but will you make love to me for 5 minutes?” Malia May Johnson “Making eye contact when I am sucking you off is salacious as hell and I love it.”…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 64 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “We don’t want to hurt you and Malia’s feelings, but we don’t know if like the new tv you bought for us. Realer than real television is too much. We think we like regular plain real television better. Are we old fashion because we…