Details and information about the personal life, news, views, and opinions, of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Founder & Owner of Masters of Money, LLC.
MJ: It has been a week with no sex. My balls are going to explode! I need some girl with the tilt head asahp! Malia: I know baby. Sometimes things happen that block sex. Is asahp as soon as humanly possible? MJ: It is! Malia: I’m sorry. MJ: My balls are going to explode! Malia: My panties are soaked and…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Ouch! You deep hard power fucked me today. I am sore. Mostly in a good way, but kind of ouch. I deserve a good licking after the sticking I just got.” Malia May Johnson “And…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 75 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Stupid on you!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Don’t take the easy way out. Run towards your problems. Confront what you have been ignoring.” Joel Osteen “It’s time to stop running. Confronting our fears. As long as we are running and avoiding our fears, we will…
MJ: Know what I like before movies start? Malia: ….. MJ: The cumming attractions. Malia: Cum to think about it, I do to. Malia: Know what we are having for lunch? MJ: ….. Malia: Cucumbers MJ: If the clothes you are wearing are too cumbersome, I can cum take them off for you? Malia: My clothes are too cumbersome! Malia:…
Former professional wrestling legend Scott Hall, also known as “The Bad Guy”, Razor Ramon, passed away at a hospital in Marietta, Georgia, due to complications from hip replacement surgery and 3 heart attacks. He was 63 years old. He was a good dude and “The Bad Guy”, at the same time. Scott Hall had serious personal issues that would be…
MJ: You danced in the rain with me. Malia: I did! It was so much fun! MJ: I have always wanted to do that for some reason. Malia: Lightening lit up the sky when you picked me up and spun me around. MJ: God’s version of a lighter at a concert during a love song. Malia: Are you trying to…
Malia: We have a stupid amount of sex. How am I not pregnant yet? MJ: We have 7 kids! We know how to get pregnant. You don’t wiggle your nose like the “I Dream of Jeannie” girl and we’re pregnant. Malia: Do you think we should see a fertility specialist because I’m old now and my womb might be broken?…
MJ: I know we are trying to get pregnant again. Are we going to do the Lemans classes when we do again? Malia: I don’t know. Sounds like fun don’t you think? MJ: At this point I can swaddle a baby one handed. Malia: Do you think it would last 24 hours? MJ: Why would it last 24 hours? The…
MJ: What are you up to my love? Malia: I’m looking for a job. MJ: No Malia: Are you telling me no? MJ: No, but can we talk about it first? I always support you, but right now with trying to get pregnant, and with being a stay at home mom of 7, and with all that you already do,…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 74 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The odds are almost always against you. If a person lets that stop them, they will never do anything.” Matthew McConaughey “When you have fucked up huge, owning up to it is the best way to start making amends for whatever you did.” Former…