Details and information about the personal life, news, views, and opinions, of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Founder & Owner of Masters of Money, LLC.
Malia: What has she been doing to you? MJ: Who? Malia: That woman! MJ: What that woman? Malia: You tell me. Malia: PMS warning alert. I love you and you know I can’t control it. I try though. Please don’t hate me if I’m a bitch to you. I will make it up to you I promise. MJ: It’s all…
The days and months of the year when we are trying to get pregnant my love….. Days Make her moan Monday Two times Tuesday Wednesday…..Hump Day of course Try new things Thursday Freaky Friday Lick and suck Saturday Bedroom fun day Sunday Months Jamitinuary Make Loveuary March into the bedroom April suckin brings May fuckin Makin a baby May Just…
MJ: Buttallion Malia: What? What? MJ: In the butt! MJ: You remember that? Malia: You and everything about our family is important to me. MJ: I constantly fall in love with you over and over again. Do you feel that way to? Malia: Not really. I married you because you got a big dick, make cute babies, and you munch…
Malia: Today has been a wanna pull my hair out frustration fest. MJ: Want me to hold you and tell you everything will be ok? Malia: Because I’m a little woman and I need a big strong man to hold me and tell me that everything is going to be okay? MJ: I thought you liked it when I hold…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 73 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Have you ever had to piss so bad that when you finally do get to go it felt like an orgasm?” Kevin M. “That man can commit to nothing and everything at the same time.” Karl Rove “It is much better to wait and…
I love you Michael David Johnson, and I want you to know how much I think about you and love you. Here are some I love you’s because I’m thinking about you….. I love how you love me. I love how you hold me. I love how you kiss me. I love how you know me so well. I love…
MJ: I will not be home tonight. Russia is invading Ukraine. I’m sure the media will learn about it soon and you’ll see it on the news. I love you! Malia: Why is Russia invading Ukraine? MJ: The real reason or what they saying through the media publicly? Malia: Real MJ: Putin has a hard on to put the old…
MJ: Today is the twoingest Tuesday ever. It is basically Twosday. Malia: What? MJ: It’s 2-2-22. Malia: Then we need to have sex 2 times. MJ: Ok baby crazy woman. Malia: We might get pregnant with twins since everything is 2 today. MJ: It takes 2 to Tango. Malia: There’s no 2 ways about it. MJ: Just the 2 of…
Malia: Howdy MJ! MJ: Howdy Malia: You was born way up there in Ohio weren’t you yankee boy? MJ: I was. What are you up to sexy girl? This is Malia right, or is this Malia and her neighbor friend Katie? Malia: Katie done went home. It’s just me, your southern belle wife Malia May. MJ: What are you up…
MJ: I’ve gotta take a little time. A little time to think things over. I better read between the lines. In case I need it when I’m older. Malia: Ok MJ: This mountain I must climb. Feels like the world upon my shoulders. Through the clouds I see love shine. It keeps me warm as life grows colder. Malia: Uhm.…