Details and information about the personal life, news, views, and opinions, of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Founder & Owner of Masters of Money, LLC.
Malia: Baby? MJ: Sup? Malia: What is missing here… MJ: My hand in between your legs. Malia: Yes! That was the right answer. How is your head? MJ: I’m ok Malia: Your “I’m ok” does not mean that you are ok. How do you really feel? MJ: I have a headache. I had a 40 minute nosebleed. I feel dizzy.…
Being in the hospital again for my neural implant replacement surgery has been bringing back old memories from the past. One funny story from when I was in the hospital recovering from subdural hematoma and first neural implant surgeries back in 2015/2016, is the Intern Fuck You Story. The following is “The Intern Fuck You Story”: Let me set the…
Malia: Baby, you are going to have to be a single parent for a while when I’m in jail. MJ: Over the necklace? Malia: Yes! I literally stole it. MJ: You went back and paid for it. Malia: Well sort of, in a pay it forward kind of way. MJ: You told me you went back and paid for it.…
Malia: You know our have sex/a quickie thing that we used to do whenever we would go to historic places? MJ: Yeah Malia: Guess where I want to have sex at? MJ: Where? Malia: Camp David MJ: That would be fun. Malia: Have you ever been there? MJ: Once Malia: Is Camp David a compound like the Kennedy’s had? MJ:…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 95 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Your father and I are eating healthier. We at least want to live long enough to see our grandbabies graduate from high school.” Jeanne Johnson “I think I’m pregnant, but I might not be, so let’s go to the bedroom and you can cum…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 94 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, we missed you. Can you come home and be with us now?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Yay! Daddy is awake! We missed you! I and we love you!” Cash Michael Johnson “8 years after we did this the first time I am still here…
Dr. Frincke: It is time to replace your neurotech brain implant. Will you trust me to perform the surgery? I am seeking your permission this time around. MJ: Ok. I do. When? What are the odds I will die? What are the odds of complications? Dr. Frincke: Within the next few months. It is unlikely you will die. Complications are…
Malia: Random question, but what do you think Adam said when he first saw Eve? MJ: This- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FeAPIEeGSPY Malia: Lol! Probably Malia: Speaking of humanity, we are in a population crisis. Did you know that? MJ: I did not. Malia: See…… https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/news/elon-musk-warns-of-population-crisis-in-u-s-says-big-reckoning-coming/ar-AA19nGX0b Malia: Do you want the population to go extinct? MJ: No Malia: Then I am requesting a baby making attempt…
Proverbs 31 in the Bible, paints the picture of the ideal wife, the best example of a virtuous wife and mother. Malia, I never thought I would meet a woman that my mom would approve of me marrying, until I met you. I never thought I would have a ride or die woman who would have my back no matter…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “That thing can push out a baby for God sake. It can take some punishment.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I will BDSM you! I will CNC you! I will Marital Missionary you! I will…