MJ: We got done early babe. I only have a couple things left to do and then I’m headed your way. Malia: Yay! Someone is here to meet you when you get home. When you get here you can take us to the hospital. MJ: Are you ok? Are the kids ok? Is there an emergency? Why isn’t Brittany or…
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Details and information about the personal life, news, views, and opinions, of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Founder & Owner of Masters of Money, LLC.
The No Tell Motel Experience
MJ: Guess what? Malia: What? MJ: I took my wife to a no tell motel. Malia: You are not supposed to tell. But it was your wife, so I guess it’s okay. Did she like it? MJ: It was a surprise that I was going to take her there. She had to warm up to it. But once she got…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 60 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Fuck yeah I got led in the pencil sexy demon.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Nice. Rhymes. Somehow your jiggle claps made sweet music to my ears and sex organ.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 72 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 72 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Oh lay. Oh lay. Oh lay. Oh lay me.” Malia May Johnson “I thought my water broke, but I am just wet.” Malia May Johnson “DIY? No fair! You do it to myself.” Malia May Johnson “Give me some Johnson, Johnson.” Malia May Johnson “Skeezer?…
Please Tell Me Michael David Johnson
Malia: Do you know how you treat me? MJ: Uh oh. Malia: Not “Uh oh” MJ: I was thinking good overall, but sometimes I have to work a lot. Malia: So good or bad? MJ: Good? Malia: Wrong! MJ: Bad? Malia: Wrong! MJ: In the middle? Malia: Wrong! The answer is great! You treat me great! Why do you treat…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 187 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 187 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “If the reason for the treason is petty, you don’t deserve loyalty and forgiveness.” Saggie Maggie “Be on the lookout for attention arguers. If you notice someone is arguing to prevent progress and get attention, that is your red flag from the universe to…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 59 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Every kiss begins with Malia May.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “It’s a stress free, philosophy, Hakuna Matitty.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Fuck it! I got 10 minutes. I’m breaking that water! Get them…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 186 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 186 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I’ll go with you are the only man I know who is qualified to be the cyber villain or cyber 007 in real life version of a James Bond movie.” Former President Barack Obama “Finally! Fucking finally! Now get out of the way and…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 185 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 185 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Success gets attention, good and bad. If you gonna be successful, you need a good lawyer. If you are successful, you need a good lawyer.” Kanye West “I am a pragmatic truther. I just can’t do this clown world insanity. I hope the truth…
Foreplay One Letter At A Time
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