2012: Haters- Masters of Money is a stupid idea Michael! 2013: Haters- Masters of Money is a waste of money. 2014: Haters- Your little Masters of Money business isn’t making money. 2016: Haters- Masters of Money barely makes any money. You should give up on it. 2017: MJ- I’m sorry haters. I can’t hear you over the sound of my…
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Details and information about the personal life, news, views, and opinions, of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Founder & Owner of Masters of Money, LLC.
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Welcome To Hell On Earth Assholes
Today two idiots tried to hack into my network. Overall, I think they did a pretty good job, other than of course the getting caught part. Guys, I have some good news and some bad news for you. The good news is, I’m not the kind of guy who calls the cops. The bad news is, I’m not the kind…
A Funny Conversation Between My Divorce Attorney & I
Note: AG are the initials of my divorce attorney. MJ: Alright AG. Whatcha got? AG: MJ, would you say I’m a good lawyer? MJ: The best! AG: This place is unbelievable. You technically earn $60,000 a year. I know the real answer, but please Michael, explain how $60,000 a year buys this? God, you are so full of shit. You…
Rachel – YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!
Question: Hello “MJ The Terrible”. My name is Rachel. I love your blogs. I have been a follower of yours since August. Please don’t post my profile picture on a post. I look ugly and fat. It took a lot for me to write to you. I hope you feel like helping me if you can. Do you have weight…
Some Pictures From The MJ The Terrible Crazy Days
Question: I love the MJ The Terrible sites. Me and my gf are on just about all of them. She likes Masters of Money’s website about money saving and making stuff and the MJ The Terrible blog stories too. We were wondering if we could see more pictures from the MJ The Terrible crazy days? Just like a few at…
We’re Having Twins!
We just left the emergency room follow up appointment with Malia and the baby’s doctor. It turns out we are not having twin girls. The ultra sound showed two babies in their, but one is a girl and one is a boy! We decided to name the girl Elizabeth Grace Johnson, and the boy Cash Michael Johnson Elizabeth and Grace…
“MJ The Terrible” Becomes The Most Followed Hacker In The World
MJ: Kevin, I see that you are online my friend. Last night you asked me a question, but with all that was going on, I wasn’t able to answer it. Would you care to ask it again my friend? Kevin: Of course! MJ it is your main man Kev! You’re not picking up so I’m betting Malias got you in…
I’m Having These Twins
I am such a happy fiancée and daddy right now! Malia and the twins are healthy! We just got home from the hospital and Malia fell asleep. Malia, you are tough as nails. The Doctor was trying to be comforting to Malia, in the event that there were complications with the twins, but my baby I am proud to say,…
From Criminal to Consultant
You asked me not to reproduce the letter, but you said you wouldn’t mind if I commented on it, so here it goes- 1. “Don’t try to blow up the world again.” MJ comment: Yes, I promise I wont try to blow up the world again! (Ha! Ha!) 2. “The next time you decide to invent something, it better be…