Malia: MJ, it is 4 o’clock in the morning! Stop working on your oil pump rig project and come pump me! Come up here! Today is Martin Luther King Day, I’m black, and I’m pregnant. What does that mean? That means Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, that I’m ready for a mother fuckin, and if you don’t do it, you…
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I Love My Cyber Bad Boy “MJ The Terrible”
Today was interesting from start to finish! Malia and I had the best day! We worked together all day on a marketing project, minus of course occasional breaks for eating and love making(WOW!). The morning was pretty quiet and we got a lot done. In the afternoon we did to, but there was an interesting twist. When you are “MJ…
New Year New Beginnings
Question: How you fillin about 2017? How it lookin my brotha? Side note like you would say-Malia is one fineeeee feline. Respect, Kwame Salazar Philadelphia, PA Answer: Kwame, I’m lovin life right now. I think 2017 will be Masters of Money’s big break out year. My goal in 2016 was to wipe the slate clean. My goal in 2017 is…
The World Famous “Mother Fucker” Sex Post
The following post was inspired by the real life events that took place on December 30th, 2016, between myself, and the beautiful love of my life Malia, at our condo in downtown Austin, Texas. Only read this post if you are 18 years of age or older, and you can handle reading about probably the hottest, best sex of my…
Dream Big Dreams and Don’t Let Anyone Hold You Back
My 3 year old and I were cuddled up in my bed talking during our normal bedtime routine last night, and it got me thinking. His dreams were so big and grandiose, and I stopped him for a second to explain how some of those things weren’t possible, but then I stopped myself, because I realized- Who am I to…
We Recommend The Carlyle Group
Question: “MJ The Terrible”, who manages you and Malia’s money? I just came into some and I need a good place to put it. Vanessa Higgins Los Angeles, CA Answer: We have our money with The Carlyle Group. They have done right by us for sure. Malia’s shoe broke in the lobby and they went to the store to get…
What You Get When You Mix This Boy and This Girl Together
Malia: The dream of the boy, becomes the reality of the man. Baby, we got the build package in the mail today. They are starting on your Coyote race car. It will be ready when another little cute package is ready in about 9 months. You know how you like to have 2 of things? Yeah, good shooting cowboy. See…
Best Fiancé Gift Ever!
What does the coolest fiancé ever do for her future husband if he’s a Longhorns football fan? Get him season tickets! I love you to death baby cakes!!! Malia you are too good to be true, and if my life is a dream right now- I DON’T EVER WANNA WAKE UP! I love you forever Malia May about to be…
What You Know and Who You Know
Comment: Damn “MJ The Terrible”. I thought I was connected because I knew the mayor of my city. I followed you on LinkedIn and I looked through your connections. You got the Presidents doctor, the head of the Department of Homeland Security, CIA classified dudes and shit. You even got the director of the Department of Transportation. You one scary…
Do you want to be James Bond and get the girl or what?
Malia, I am not be sure what day I asked you to marry me, because it was on the 11/29-11/30 line, but I know I did, and I know you said yes. As I write this post, I’m sitting on the couch at the end of the bed that you call some French sounding name I can’t remember the name…