MJ: Baby I am drunk but I wan yoy to knlw I carry these thibgs around with me all the timer because I didn’t know the worst tine of my life wpuld turn out tp ne the best. Itd because of you Malia. I love yoy. Im sorry I smell lick alcohol and dont wsnt to kiss me tonight. I…
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Details and information about the personal life, news, views, and opinions, of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Founder & Owner of Masters of Money, LLC.
“MJ The Terrible” Wins Big Defense Contract
Before The Event Mr. Fanning: How nervous is our boy Mali J? Will you be accompanying MJ to dinner this evening? Did he shave? Please make sure he looks sharp. I stuck my neck out on this and I’m now a former, which means we need him at his best. Malia: Hey Mr. F. MJ has been in the shower…
“Husbandly duties”
Malia: MJ, even Superman has to rest. You slept at least 16 hours. You needed it! Malia: I did good things. Now I’m ready to do bad things to you. Men expect their wives to perform “wifely duties”, meaning sex, just because the man wants it. This is 2017. Women should be able to do the same thing. I am…
Content For “The Adventures of MJ The Terrible” Movie
Question: MJ, it is Jeff at GL again. We would like to use the attached email you sent to Malia at the end of 2014 in the film. Is that ok with you? – Beginning of email – Malia, I was trying to just lay there dormant in the grass, soaking up some sunshine but people keep trying to step…
Private Investigator Questions For Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Question from Shawn Sturgis in Philadelphia, PA: “MJ The Terrible”. I am a private investigator from Philly. I have been running Lexus Nexus searches on you to see if you were legit. I want to buy your book and I ain’t the type of guy who gets ripped off. Question, is this Michael Johnson you MJT- http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/money/business/2015/08/28/iowa-orders-texas-oil-company-cease/71278882/ MJ: Yes, that is…
Vivid International Studios Offer To Purchase The Rights To Make a Pornographic Movie Based On The World Famous “Mother Fucker” Sex Experience
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Johnson, My name is Shawn Higgins, and I represent Vivid International Studios. My clients are interested in producing an adult film based on an encounter yourself and Mrs. Johnson wrote about on the internet. The “Mother Fucker” post has approximately 4,000 likes, has been clicked on 51,000,000 times, and is in Facebook’s top 25,000 most clicked…
Former President Barack Obama Phone Call
Today started out just like any other normal day, that is of course until Former President Barack Obama called me at 2:21pm cst!!! The best part about Former President Obama calling me, was my mom and dad were there when he called! My family has been through so much over the last several years, and I know it has been…
In Loving Memory of Captain Raymond Lutz
I am not sure exactly what to say, so I am just going to speak from the heart. One of my best friends, Captain Raymond Lutz, passed away this week. I am not the crying type, except when it comes to my family, and Ray, you are family. Ray was responsible for Malia finally saying yes to a date with…
The Exception To The Rule
I was feeling unattractive last night because MJ turned me down for sex, and that never happens. Now I know why. He found out a close friend of his died right before he came to bed. Captain Raymond Lutz, a close friend of MJ’s passed away from a heart attack. He was only 47 years young. I didn’t know your…
Wedding Day Bloopers
As many of you know, I was married once before, and so I wanted to do everything I possibly could to make Malia and I’s wedding uniquely special to us. What I found out throughout the day yesterday, was I didn’t have to try to make Malia and I’s wedding uniquely special to us, because when you are marrying the…