Malia: Do you like it baby? I made it for you, with a little help from BABB. Exactly 2 years ago today, on December 22nd, 2015, you got out of bed for the first time since February 14th, 2015. I love you so much Michael David Johnson! MJ: I love it baby. I remember getting up and immediately collapsing on…
Category: Personal Life
Details and information about the personal life, news, views, and opinions, of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Founder & Owner of Masters of Money, LLC.
What To Do With My Amazon.com Payday
Kevin: What are you going to buy with your $250,000 check from Amazon? MJ: $62,500 a day for 4 days and you don’t have to do anything but post their shit…….HELL YEAH!! MJ: With part of the money I want to take my son to Disney World, and I’d like to help the Wounded Warrior Project some. Malia: My guess…
Comebacks Connections & Quickies
MJ: You know what happens when you have 2 Presidents on your LinkedIn? The head of the mother fucking World Bank connects with you!!! Baby, I am blown away! After the Stuxnet fiasco, I thought the leaders of the world were going to hang me, but now they are all about “MJ The Terrible”. Unbelievable!!! I hope this doesn’t mean…
The First Snow My Son CJ Has Ever Seen
My son is about to be 5, and this is the first time he’s ever seen snow…… I grew up in Ohio, where the winters are cold and snowy. Whenever I try to tell my wife, who grew up in South Africa, or my son, who grew up in Austin, a snowy/winter type of story, I don’t think they fully…
Thank You Mr. Fanning
As a close friend and mentor of mine likes to say- “If we saw what people with less skills and abilities than us have done, it would probably motivate us to be the kick ass person we are all capable of being.” Eric Fanning Mr. Fanning, you are perhaps one of my toughest critics and biggest supporters, at the same…
“Michael The Generous”
What’s up MJ? Congratulations on the twins. Congratulations on getting the head of cyber gig to. What will be your new title on the farm be? Thank you again for getting my mommas house out of foreclosure. I can’t believe you did that. “MJ The Terrible” is the wrong nickname for you man. Your nickname should be “Michael The Generous”.…
This Is Why I Love My Husband
Malia: This is why I love my husband. Principal over profits, which will probably lead to more profits, because of his principles. That was a tongue twister, but read this. It will make sense. Note: All of MJ’s calls are recorded due to the legal craziness of his life. This is a call transcription from earlier today. “Is this “MJ…
Hospital MJ and Animal MJ
Malia: I miss my half dead MJ sometimes. I miss being able to love on you whenever I wanted to. MJ: I’m down for a little role play reenactment. Malia: You will only play it for about 5 seconds before you wake up and grab my boobs. MJ: I hated being in the hospital. It’s hard to think about it. …