The following post was inspired by the real life events that took place on December 30th, 2016, between myself, and the beautiful love of my life Malia, at our condo in downtown Austin, Texas. Only read this post if you are 18 years of age or older, and you can handle reading about probably the hottest, best sex of my…
Category: Personal Life
Details and information about the personal life, news, views, and opinions, of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Founder & Owner of Masters of Money, LLC.
Dream Big Dreams and Don’t Let Anyone Hold You Back
My 3 year old and I were cuddled up in my bed talking during our normal bedtime routine last night, and it got me thinking. His dreams were so big and grandiose, and I stopped him for a second to explain how some of those things weren’t possible, but then I stopped myself, because I realized- Who am I to…
We Recommend The Carlyle Group
Question: “MJ The Terrible”, who manages you and Malia’s money? I just came into some and I need a good place to put it. Vanessa Higgins Los Angeles, CA Answer: We have our money with The Carlyle Group. They have done right by us for sure. Malia’s shoe broke in the lobby and they went to the store to get…
What You Get When You Mix This Boy and This Girl Together
Malia: The dream of the boy, becomes the reality of the man. Baby, we got the build package in the mail today. They are starting on your Coyote race car. It will be ready when another little cute package is ready in about 9 months. You know how you like to have 2 of things? Yeah, good shooting cowboy. See…
Best Fiancé Gift Ever!
What does the coolest fiancé ever do for her future husband if he’s a Longhorns football fan? Get him season tickets! I love you to death baby cakes!!! Malia you are too good to be true, and if my life is a dream right now- I DON’T EVER WANNA WAKE UP! I love you forever Malia May about to be…
What You Know and Who You Know
Comment: Damn “MJ The Terrible”. I thought I was connected because I knew the mayor of my city. I followed you on LinkedIn and I looked through your connections. You got the Presidents doctor, the head of the Department of Homeland Security, CIA classified dudes and shit. You even got the director of the Department of Transportation. You one scary…
Do you want to be James Bond and get the girl or what?
Malia, I am not be sure what day I asked you to marry me, because it was on the 11/29-11/30 line, but I know I did, and I know you said yes. As I write this post, I’m sitting on the couch at the end of the bed that you call some French sounding name I can’t remember the name…
To My Best Friend Lorie
I don’t think it’s any secret that my life has been one hell of an up and down roller coaster ride, but one thing that has never changed, has been the rock solid support of my family and friends. Last week someone sent me a private message that read- “MJ The Terrible” you are the downfall of society. Who do…
Life After Death at HELL & BACK Fake Social Media Post
The following post was not written and posted by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson on his social media. The following post was written and posted by a hacker who was hired by a party to his legal proceedings to create a false narrative for Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson’s legal proceedings….. Life After Death November 11, 2016 at HELL &…