Malia: I told you the you holding Cash and Liz pic would make Gotye not want to do it. MJ: I don’t ever want to use our kids as pawns. Malia: Baby! Me either! You were just being a good coparent, by sharing photos of you and your exwifes son’s brother and sister. MJ: Good point. Malia: Thank you for…
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Details and information about the personal life, news, views, and opinions, of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Founder & Owner of Masters of Money, LLC.
I didn’t forget and I will never forget baby!
MJ: Baby, you definitely passed this test…… Malia: You did to. I can’t believe you made me think you forgot my birthday today! MJ: I may have horrible ADD, but I will never forget your birthday! You are the most beautiful woman, inside and out, that I’ve ever known! Malia: I think I’m nominating you for husband of the year…
Malia…..Have you been naughty or nice?
MJ: Miss Malia, Christmas is coming up. Have you been naughty or nice? Malia: Naughty. MJ: Santa only gives presents to the nice girls. Malia: If “Santa The Terrible” wants me to keep sitting on his lap, he better bring me something good this year. I like Prada! MJ: Well, maybe Santa will let you slide this year little girl.…
Game Changer! by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Grandma, Alma Bartlett Johnson, suffered a terrible stroke just a few days before her birthday, on September 30th, 1997. My Grandpa decided since she was only being kept alive by machines, that he would wait until her birthday(September 30th), to turn the machines off, and let her pass. The doctors told the family that once the machines were off,…
I’m Sorry You’re Sick Baby :(
Malia: For better or worse. That’s what I signed up for when I married this cute boy with 103 temperature….. Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Sick With A High Temperature Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Michael-MJ-The-Terrible-Johnson-Sick-With-A-High-Temperature-Video.mp4 Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Sick With A High Temperature Video Transcript: – Beginning of transcript – MJ: This is Michael, and I am laying in bed.…
I Believe I Can “Walk”
Malia: Do you like it baby? I made it for you, with a little help from BABB. Exactly 2 years ago today, on December 22nd, 2015, you got out of bed for the first time since February 14th, 2015. I love you so much Michael David Johnson! MJ: I love it baby. I remember getting up and immediately collapsing on…
What To Do With My Amazon.com Payday
Kevin: What are you going to buy with your $250,000 check from Amazon? MJ: $62,500 a day for 4 days and you don’t have to do anything but post their shit…….HELL YEAH!! MJ: With part of the money I want to take my son to Disney World, and I’d like to help the Wounded Warrior Project some. Malia: My guess…
Comebacks Connections & Quickies
MJ: You know what happens when you have 2 Presidents on your LinkedIn? The head of the mother fucking World Bank connects with you!!! Baby, I am blown away! After the Stuxnet fiasco, I thought the leaders of the world were going to hang me, but now they are all about “MJ The Terrible”. Unbelievable!!! I hope this doesn’t mean…
The First Snow My Son CJ Has Ever Seen
My son is about to be 5, and this is the first time he’s ever seen snow…… I grew up in Ohio, where the winters are cold and snowy. Whenever I try to tell my wife, who grew up in South Africa, or my son, who grew up in Austin, a snowy/winter type of story, I don’t think they fully…