“Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free, and action is what makes things happen.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person) “I was born with all of the…
Category: Personal Life
Details and information about the personal life, news, views, and opinions, of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Founder & Owner of Masters of Money, LLC.
Handjob Haircuts
Malia: How was your haircut? MJ: It was good. I just like the military cut place better. I don’t need a handjob while I have steamed towels exfoliating my face, before I get my haircut. Don’t get me wrong. I enjoy it, but sometimes I need it quick. You know what I mean? Malia: They do not give you a…
Breaking news…..
Christian Hulk Hogan defeated Daddy Andre The Giant, to become the new World Heavyweight Champion, at Austin WrestleMania! It was a close match, but in the end, Daddy Andre The Giant couldn’t withstand the awesome power and heart of the new young champion, Christian Hulk Hogan. This match is likely to go down as one of the best pre-bath matches,…
The Ultimate Motivational Picture Quotes Compilation Volume #3
Quotes can inspire us to achieve goals, stay focused, improve our mood, remind us why we started a new venture/tried something new, and spark inspiration and innovation in our lives. There are so many creative people and ideas out there. Hopefully, these picture quotes will inspire you to be your best self, follow your dreams, bring you renewed inspiration, and…
Baby Fever: “Maul” and “Like a lion hunting its prey”
Baby Fever: “Maul” and “Like a lion hunting its prey”….. Malia: Hi everyone. I just wanted to say that I would like to have another baby, but I didn’t have to “maul” MJ “like a lion hunting its prey” to want to make another baby with me. MJ: Were you or were you not naked already, when you told me…
The Ultimate Motivational Picture Quotes Compilation Volume #2
I believe in the power of quotes, and a picture is worth 1,000 words. Put the two together, and you have one hell of a strong combination! Seeing, reading, or hearing the the right quote, picture, or picture quote, at the right time, can change a person’s life. The reason I can say that, is because it happened to me.…
John Lennon…..You Are Definitely Not The Only One!
When I was in school, I had trouble learning due to having undiagnosed ADD(Attention Deficit Disorder). I got called a dreamer all the time and they didn’t mean dreamer in a good way. As I got older, my ADD got worse. As my ADD got worse, I had to work harder, longer, and it was more difficult to get things…
Back & Forth Texts Between Malia & “MJ The Terrible” From The First Time “MJ The Terrible” Met Malia’s Friends
Dubs- Head of security for our family. Malia- Wife of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Dubs: Thank you for helping me search the archives Dubs. These are the back and forth texts between MJ and I, from the first time he met my friends. And every single one of them are still our friends to this day>>> Malia: Is something…
You Have To Protect Your Family
MJ: Dubs, will you please see if they will increase the off body security around my son for the next 48 hours, before this thing starts tomorrow morning? Remember, this is your son too. Please! Dubs: How can “our son” be so cute, and you be such an annoying shit head? He has 4 off body armed security personnel. Unless…