Malia: See the girl in this picture with you? MJ: Yes. She’s very pretty. Malia: Well shes ovulating. Do you know what that means? MJ: Ovulating- The discharging of ova or ovules from the ovary. Malia: And do you know what that means for you Mr. Johnson? MJ: I think I have a pretty good idea, but why don’t you…
Category: Personal Life
Details and information about the personal life, news, views, and opinions, of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Founder & Owner of Masters of Money, LLC.
Why You Should Follow Your Dreams Motivation by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
The attached picture is me in 2014. I am holding an expensive bottle of wine that was given to me as a present, for hitting sales goals. 2014: I wish I could afford to buy a bottle of the incredible wine that I’m holding in my hand in this picture. 2015: I was in the hospital for most of the…
Why It Is Important To Learn How To Focus
Why It Is Important To Learn How To Focus: Mind power is undeniably powerful, but it is virtually useless without being able to focus it. The first step in learning how to focus, is indulging in unwavering concentration. Focus is very important for people looking to lose weight, start a business, graduate from school, and most other activities. Spending your…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“We just fucking broke the bed. No wait, we just broke the bed fucking. After we do it some more, remind me to get a sturdier bed. Something tells me we’re going to need it.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 11 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Since coming to this country, I am constantly looking for people to know, while trying to find out who is just a no.” Tarica Patel, aka BABB (Bad Ass Bangalore Bitch) – (A contractor, an employee, a business partner, my “work wife”, a friend, and she is engaged to one of my closest friends) “I live my life in the…
Big Johnson, Dating Advice, Website Owners, Stuxnet & Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Question: Were you picked on as a kid? Robert Bell Aurora, CO Answer: Not that I can really remember, but I do remember being teased a lot when those Big Johnson T-shirts came out because my last name is Johnson. Question: What is your advice of the day today MJ The Terrible? Caroline Stewart Lexington, KY Answer: That is a…
What Is Your Favorite Concert That You Have Ever Been To MJ?
Question: Hey MJ. What is your favorite concert that you have ever been to? Ashley Gray St. Louis, MO Answer: I love going to concerts and enjoying live music. There is something almost electric about a pumped up crowd that is all experiencing the same moment together. I love music, but I love it live the most. Favorite concert is…
Highlights of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson’s Sales Career
Question: MJ THE TERRIBLE! My name is Jeremy. I heard about you through Drew from the oil company you used to sling projects at. Drew said you were a quota crushing machine. During your sales career, what were the best awards and gifts and prizes that you got for raising all that money? Jeremy Foster Scottsdale, AZ Answer: Hi Jeremy.…
I Need Some “MJ The Terrible” Style of Advice About My Teenage Son
Rant: You always write “Question” or “Comment” when you respond back to peoples questions. Mark this down as a “Rant”! My teenage son never goes outside. He is hooked on tv, videos, internet, video games and sleep. UGHHHH!!!! Thanks for listening stranger that I feel like I know through the internet. Ronda Allen Lincoln, NE Reply: He sounds like a…
Would You Give Your Heart To Your Kid? (John Q & “MJ The Terrible”)
Yesterday I was watching a movie called John Q, starring Denzel Washington, with my friend Chris. Chris asked me if I would take my own life, if necessary, in order to give my heart to one of my kids, so that they could live, if their heart was failing like the little boys was in the movie. My friend Chris:…