Details and information about the personal life, news, views, and opinions, of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Founder & Owner of Masters of Money, LLC.
She’s bashful, she’s shy, and I’ll love her everyday of my life. I love this vacation picture. I loved hopping on each other, while we were island hopping. On this vacation I paid the band at the hula bar to play a song for Malia. The song was “Ring of Fire”, an old Johnny Cash song. The band didn’t know…
Malia: Save a horse. Ride an MJ? MJ: I gotta be out the door in 10 minutes. Malia: Perfect! MJ: Is this “strategic sex” as you call it? Because you want your smell and stuff on me because I will see my ex tonight? Malia: Its weird because I’m not jealous of her, and I know you would never cheat…
Malia: How are you already up and working? You didn’t sleep. Ugh! If you were up here right now. I’m in the mood. MJ: Well you’re in luck! Because I’m in bathroom. Oh, and I’m in the mother fuckin mood as well. Malia: Wait. What? Why did you say mother fuckin mood? MJ: No reason at all. It was just…
I am so proud of my 5 year old for something he did this week. There’s only one African American kid in his class, and my son noticed that none of the other kids were really talking to/playing with him, so my son decided to change that! CJ(my son) walked up to Alias, and said- Maybe no one is playing…
MJ: Are you ready for baby making practice today? Malia: Not yet. MJ: You mean to tell me that Mrs Always Wants A Baby, we need to be trying constantly, is not ready? I don’t believe it! Did hell freeze over or something? Malia: I am buying you a present. MJ: Aww. Baby. You don’t have to buy me anything.…
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To the angry pissed off beautiful girl in condo PH51 who hates me right now…… Do you remember when we were completely lost, driving around in the middle of nowhere south Texas, and we ended up pulling over at that country dance hall? There was only one place to sit, and it was right in front of the stage. When…
Malia: When do you sleep? MJ: I slept right next to you and our babies last night. Malia: We slept. I think they call what you did power napping. MJ: Baby, I don’t want to argue again today, and I’m in an aggressive, kick ass mood! I’ve got to get shit done before I head south to go meet with…
Malia: Baby, I need a tool that I can’t find in the tool box. MJ: I don’t even know where the tool box is. Can Mr. Pete help you until I finish working on something? Malia: This tool isn’t in the tool box, and Mr Pete’s tool isn’t the one I need! MJ: What kind of tool do you need?…