In the building Malia(my wife) and I live in, in downtown Austin, on the 10th floor, they have a sports bar, where anyone who lives in the building, can stop to have a drink, eat a burger, etc. Well, tonight I ran into one of our friends, who is recently single, and just started dating. Myself, and a few of…
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Trying New Foods Traveling & Charity Work (Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson)
Question: Have you ever been hesitant to try a certain food, but then loved it when you tried it? Monica Evans Atlanta, GA Answer: Yes. Bison burgers. I didn’t know anything about bison burgers, or what a bison was. I knew regular burgers came from cows of course, but bison, well, what was a bison? Thanks to Google, and a…
Q&A II With Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Owner & Founder of Masters of Money LLC
Question #1: Got a degree MJ THE TERRIBLE? Sean Simmons Oakland, CA Answer: I do, thanks in large part to my Mom, who encouraged/forced me to get a degree. I have a Marketing Management Degree, from the University of Akron, in Ohio. I graduated in 2004. Question #2: I would like to learn how to make my own Masters of…
“Custom Built Vagina” by Malia May Johnson
During the birth of our twins on June 8th, my vagina sustained a tear. When MJ heard the doctor say- “During the delivery, Malia suffered a second degree vaginal laceration(tear). We repaired the tear, and made the alterations you requested, in the event a vaginal laceration occurred.” What MJ heard out of that, was “Oh my God, Malia had custom…
Does “MJ The Terrible” Take Criticism Well?
Question: Does “MJ The Terrible” take criticism well? I would like Marcus and Malia to answer the question. Thanks! Melissa Morris Scottsdale, AZ Answers: Marcus: Yes, unless he is off of his ADD meds. Then its a crap shoot. You don’t know what you are going to get. Love you MJ. No disrespect. Malia: I agree with Marcus. I think…
Q&A With Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Owner & Founder of Masters of Money LLC
Question #1: What is the best way to make a decision? Ronald Morris Sarasota, FL Answer: The best answer to almost any question is, it depends, because it is nearly impossible to consider all of the variables, in all situations. That said, I learned from a mentor of mine, that in order to make the best decisions, you should look…
“What Quirky Cute and Sexy Things Does MJ Do That You Really Like?”
Question: Hey Malia. What quirky cute and sexy things does MJ do that you really like? Beth Vanguard, Greenwich, CT Answer: Hey Beth. These are the ones that immediately come to mind. Every time he gets into bed, or gets out of bed, he kisses me. It might be on my leg or my head or my lips, but he…
One Of The Most Horrifying Thing I’ve Ever Seen Up Close and Personal
Question: MJ The Terrible, what is one of the most horrifying thing you’ve ever seen up close and personal? Rob Horowitz White Plains, NY Answer: The most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen up close and personal, that I’m allowed to talk about anyway, happened in Austin, Texas, on February 18th, 2010. A man named Andrew Joseph Stack, committed suicide, by…
Relationships and Love by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
I get asked my feelings on relationships and love quite often, so I thought I would share my thoughts and feelings. I want to start off by saying that I’m not a relationship expert. That said, I have been in relationships that have not worked, I’ve been screwed over, I’ve had my heart broken, I’ve been cheated on, I’ve been…
Have You Ever Felt Like You Were In A Movie MJ?
Question: Have you ever felt like you were in a movie MJ? Joy McCarren Los Angeles, CA Answer: Yes! Driving on the expressway close to Area 51, the expressway is called Extraterrestrial Highway. At some point along the way we realized their wasn’t a single car on the road and I have no idea why, but we stopped the car…