Here is a video from a conspiracy theorist who is threatening to go public with the tunnel underneath my old house, that he believes will “blow the doors off the whole “MJ The Terrible” conspiracy”. He also believes “The tunnel doesn’t go through your back yard MJ. You and I both know it goes under the street in front of…
Category: Personal Life
Details and information about the personal life, news, views, and opinions, of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Founder & Owner of Masters of Money, LLC.
Malia & MJ The Terrible…..”Naughty Karate”
MJ: Question….What happened when I walked through the front door of our house today and my wife was waiting for me in a sexy as hell karate outfit, and says- “Are you ready for your naughty karate lesson “MJ The Terrible”? A. We immediately had awesome karate sex. B. Since I was already in a playful mood, I decided to…
A Recap Letter For Haters by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Dear Haters, I thought today might be a good day to recap the last couple of years. Masters of Money took me 7 years, going through several different company name changes, a divorce, all of the real life “MJ The Terrible” events and issues, and more, to finally get the company off the ground. This February Masters of Money will…
Thank You For All The Birthday Love
Everyone, Thank you for all of the Happy Birthday messages, calls, texts, posts, emails, cards, and gifts. It is a great feeling to know that so many people care about me. I am truly blessed, and I know it! I can’t thank you enough for making my 38th birthday such a special day today. Sincerely, Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Texas Longhorn’s Inspired Foreplay
Malia: How is it going? MJ: Good. How is the home front? How is Cash? Does he still have a temperature? Malia: We’re good. Cash is back to normal. He is smiling and laughing. I think he misses his daddy. MJ: His daddy misses him too! Malia: Mommy misses daddy. MJ: Oh yeah? Malia: Oh yeah! Since you are working…
Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson & Friends Life Love & Business Quotes
“I live my life in the way that means I am going to have awesome stories to tell my grand kids.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death) “A person is limited only by their imagination, so dream it, do it, build it, be it, and YOLO!” Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend…
The “5D” Movie Experience
This morning….. Malia: I wasn’t feeling very pretty today, but this cute boy on my left told me I was beautiful. Thank you for making my day baby! This afternoon….. There’s the “Mile High Club”, and other fun references for people that have had sex in certain places. I’m not sure if there is already a name for people who…
Second Marriage Advice From Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Guest user 1: My name is Malcolm. I am a fan of Masters of Money and “MJ The Terrible”. Please don’t share my full name. This is a request for advice from “MJ The Terrible”. I was married once before. My first wife and I got married because we thought it was what we were supposed to do. It was…
Island Hopping With The Love of My Life
She’s bashful, she’s shy, and I’ll love her everyday of my life. I love this vacation picture. I loved hopping on each other, while we were island hopping. On this vacation I paid the band at the hula bar to play a song for Malia. The song was “Ring of Fire”, an old Johnny Cash song. The band didn’t know…
“Strategic Sex”
Malia: Save a horse. Ride an MJ? MJ: I gotta be out the door in 10 minutes. Malia: Perfect! MJ: Is this “strategic sex” as you call it? Because you want your smell and stuff on me because I will see my ex tonight? Malia: Its weird because I’m not jealous of her, and I know you would never cheat…