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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 15 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “If my heart valves are ever clogged up like expressways in Austin, I’m fucked!” Gene Rockefeller “There seem to be endless amounts of ways and combinations of way that exist for beginners and savvy online entrepreneurs to cash in on the internet gold rush.…
Malia: I love your Cheetos post. Great memories! This is my favorite Cheetos picture of us. Thinking about our Cheetos moments makes me want to have more Cheetos moments. MJ: Agreed Malia: Are you in the mood for some postnatal coitus? MJ: Huh? Malia: Sex baby! Sex! Postnatal coitus is a fancy medical term for having sex after giving birth.…
One of the first times Malia and I fooled around, I stopped what I was doing, looked up at her, and said- “Baby, your business smells like Cheetos”. She immediately said- “What? Get off me!”, and her legs closed up faster than fast. Then she stood up and backed away from the couch maybe 5 feet or so. She got…
The Texas version of the song, “Baby It’s Cold Outside”: Baby It’s Hot Outside – I really can’t stay – Baby it’s hot outside I’ve got to go away – Baby it’s hot outside This evening has been – Been hoping that you’d drop in So very nice – I’ll get you a drink filled with ice My family will…
Malia: Guess what I have my eye on in this picture baby? MJ: I don’t know, what? Malia: I have my eye on you! MJ: Aww! I love you baby. Malia: I have my eye on you for a reason. MJ: Oh yeah? What’s that? Malia: Well, your mission, should you choose to accept it, and you will, is to…
Yes, it is true Masters of Money and “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death are merging with the largest company in our collective industries. More details will be forthcoming in the days and weeks ahead. One quick note to all clients, partners, vendors, friends, followers, etc. We are not changing any past deals or arrangements. Deals made will be…
I showed MJ this kiss collage picture, and he said- “Thank you for kissing me nice.” The bottom picture was taken in 2012 when MJ was dealing with all of the Stuxnet computer virus fallout. The top picture was taken in 2017. I love to see you smile baby. I love it when I am the reason you are smiling.…
Meet the newest edition to our family, and the cutest little creature imaginable…….. Caroline Grace Johnson! Sweet Caroline decided to enter the world a couple of months early. I was telling Caroline that right now there is social distancing going on because of the Corona virus, but for her, social distancing from all boys/guys will continue forever. (Or at least…
MJ was just released from the hospital! I told him I was going to kiss all of his bruises to make them feel better. He has a lot of bruises! It could take awhile. Ouch baby! I still feel so guilty about not locking the upstairs baby gate door. I asked MJ if he would forgive me. He said “We…
Discover your Inner Strength Into Self-Reliance and Constructive Changes Discover you inner strength to guide and build self-reliance skills in making changes. In order to making good constructive changes you need to know deep inside who you are and like what you see. If you do not like the person, you see in the mirror, take time to explore the…