Details and information about the personal life, news, views, and opinions, of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Founder & Owner of Masters of Money, LLC.
The last few nights with our house flooding due to the pool pump ordeal, sleeping in the guest house, the house alarm going off in the middle of the night, babies crying, etc., Malia and I are running on almost no sleep. Malia, I just wanted to take a minute to tell you how amazing you have been the last…
You are so sweet Michael David Johnson. I love how you think I’m an angel even when I’m a hot mess. You were the one who was powering through. Oh yeah, and I think our babies love you more than me. I feed them food from my body, I grew them in my womb, but they only want you! I…
We bought a new house in April, and we have really enjoyed living there. That said, the house has been a death trap! In May I fell down the stairs trying to save my son Cash from falling town the stairs. I had several broken ribs, a tooth was knocked out, was knocked unconscious, and had to be rushed to…
Michael David Johnson, You might be the super smart computer genius the world calls on to save it when there is a problem, but you are so much more than that! You are an American hero, a great friend, a loving father and a wonderful husband. You are always doing things for others, so we thought you deserved something for…
MJ: Remember this baby….. To My Future Father and Mother In Law, I felt compelled to write this. It is important to me that you know how I feel about your daughter, and what my plans are for the future. I love Malia more than anything in the world! She is the bedrock of my life, and the only person…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 15 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “If my heart valves are ever clogged up like expressways in Austin, I’m fucked!” Gene Rockefeller “There seem to be endless amounts of ways and combinations of way that exist for beginners and savvy online entrepreneurs to cash in on the internet gold rush.…
Malia: I love your Cheetos post. Great memories! This is my favorite Cheetos picture of us. Thinking about our Cheetos moments makes me want to have more Cheetos moments. MJ: Agreed Malia: Are you in the mood for some postnatal coitus? MJ: Huh? Malia: Sex baby! Sex! Postnatal coitus is a fancy medical term for having sex after giving birth.…
One of the first times Malia and I fooled around, I stopped what I was doing, looked up at her, and said- “Baby, your business smells like Cheetos”. She immediately said- “What? Get off me!”, and her legs closed up faster than fast. Then she stood up and backed away from the couch maybe 5 feet or so. She got…
The Texas version of the song, “Baby It’s Cold Outside”: Baby It’s Hot Outside – I really can’t stay – Baby it’s hot outside I’ve got to go away – Baby it’s hot outside This evening has been – Been hoping that you’d drop in So very nice – I’ll get you a drink filled with ice My family will…
Malia: Guess what I have my eye on in this picture baby? MJ: I don’t know, what? Malia: I have my eye on you! MJ: Aww! I love you baby. Malia: I have my eye on you for a reason. MJ: Oh yeah? What’s that? Malia: Well, your mission, should you choose to accept it, and you will, is to…