Happy Hippy Halloween from my queen! You are one beautiful sexy hippy baby cakes! Here is a brief history of the tradition of Halloween. Halloween is a holiday celebrated each year on October 31st. The tradition originated with the ancient Celtic festival of Samhain, when people would light bonfires and wear costumes to ward off ghosts. In the eighth century,…
Category: Personal Life
Details and information about the personal life, news, views, and opinions, of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Founder & Owner of Masters of Money, LLC.
The First Time MJ and I “Did It” by Malia Johnson
MJ and I met on March 8th, 2012. MJ was going through a lot at the time. He was dealing with the fallout from being the alleged architect of Stuxnet, the world’s first cyber weapon that almost caused World War III. MJ was still married to his first wife. I refer to her as his practice wife, because MJ was…
Malia Johnson’s Signature Analyzed
MJ: Baby, I saw the invoice from the guy you had analyze my signature, so I decided to contact him and ask him to analyze your signature. I have to say this guy does one heck of a job analyzing signatures, because he definitely got our characteristics right! The signature provided was that of Mrs. Malia Johnson. (G. Scott @…
The Difference Between Critics and Doers
Putting yourself out there is hard to do. When you put yourself, your ideas, your plans, or your intentions out there, you are opening yourself up to criticism and judgement. The bad news is, critics can say some pretty mean things at times. The good news is, you don’t have to listen to them, because they aren’t in your position,…
The Future Is Yours
There is not a person alive who can see into the future. That means it is unwritten. It has not happened yet. Anything is possible! Which means, you can change it, alter it, effect it, put your stamp on it, improve it, make your mark on it, and just about anything else you want to do with it. “The future…
Dear Malia’s P@$$y Letter
Malia: Baby, remember this? It is always interesting to see what your brilliant, loving, and slightly perverted, but in a good way, mind will come up with. I know you hand wrote the Dear P@$$y letter back in the day, but your handwriting looks like ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics, no offense, so I typed it out to be able to post…
Stuxnet Related Hate Mail and Conspiracy Theories Addressed
Stuxnet Related Hate Mail and Conspiracy Theories Addressed To be clear- I DID NOT ALMOST START WORLD WAR III ON PURPOSE! And if you don’t believe me, wait until the government releases the official records/documents, and you can read it for yourself! Hypothetically Speaking #1. If I was/am the Chief Architect of Stuxnet, the world’s largest and most destructive computer…
The Ultimate Persuasion Technique by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Have you ever sat down, closed your eyes, and really looked at yourself or your product through another person’s eyes? Have you in your mind, literally become your customer, or your partner/lover/friend, and looked hard at yourself or your work through their eyes? Can you do it? I hope you can, because It is one of the most powerful techniques…
I Voted With A Little Help From The Defense Department and Got To Visit My Texas Family Today
MJ: We made it to my parent’s house safe and sound. I love you. Malia: Brittany text me about what happened when you went to vote today. MJ: What are the odds the voting place manager would know me and not let me vote as Chris? Malia: Well technically it is illegal to vote as someone else. MJ: Brittany let…
Arrest Warrant Issued For Malia May Johnson
Alleged Crime: Exceeding The Maximum Sexiness Level MJ: I do believe that then and there Malia May Johnson committed the crime of exceeding the maximum sexiness level. Malia: Shouldn’t it be I do believe that here and now I committed the crime of exceeding the sexy level? MJ: On arrest warrants it says then and there, not here and now.…