Details and information about the personal life, news, views, and opinions, of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Founder & Owner of Masters of Money, LLC.
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia III: 1. Was there a tunnel underneath MJ’s old house? Did you ever see it? Andrew Morgan London, England Malia: I am not allowed to answer this officially. Unofficially, it is possible there was a tunnel underneath his old house. Also, unofficially, I may have seen it and been in it. MJ The Terrible House…
MJ: I’m so sorry I made you cry today Malia. Please forgive me. Malia: I forgive you. It was my fault. MJ: How can I make it up to you? Malia: Well, it’s not going to lick itself. MJ: is that how you want me to apologize? Malia: To start. MJ: And then. Malia: I’ll apologize to you….Meeeoooow! MJ: I’ll…
Arrest Warrant Issued For Michael David Johnson Alleged Crime: Concealing a sexual pleasure weapon in your pants. Malia: I do believe that then and there Michael David Johnson committed the crime of concealing a sexual pleasure weapon in his pants. MJ: You are going to use my own arrest warrant sex move on me? Malia: Mr. Johnson, this is not…
Michael David Johnson, You are the most amazing man I have ever met! There is a reason our paths crossed, and I feel truly lucky to have you in my life. I love the way we can be together for 5 hours and it feels like only 5 minutes have gone by. The closeness I feel to you is stronger…
Malia: Hey cute boy, when you get done with what you are working on, will you come watch Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin Eve with me? MJ: Sure. Dick Clark still doing that, huh? Malia: Well, now he is New Year’s Rockin Eve in heaven. MJ: Oh. Is Dick Clark Jr hosting it or something? Malia: No. It’s Ryan Seacrest.…
Mr. Johnson, did you think you could just “rev my engine” and then not take care of business? I don’t think so mister! Now come find me and finish what you started or else! Or else means I come find you and use you until I am satisfied! Either way, the woman in this picture is getting what she wants!…
Malia: Merry Orgasm Christmas baby! MJ: Damn baby! That was awesome! I forgot about everything else in the world and was totally into that sextacular experience. Malia: Yeah, I still got it. MJ: You never lost it! Wow! Where did that come from? Malia: I have been thinking about it for 2 days. I planned every second to bring you…
Malia: Baby, thank you for letting me spend and buy everything I wanted to for Christmas this year. I know you didn’t really “let me” do it. I could have done it anyway but thank you for not fussing about it. MJ: Out of curiosity, how much money did you spend shopping today? Malia: Let’s not put a number on…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 17 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Haters, you of all people should know I don’t pay attention to you. My time is valuable to me, and I am not going to waste it with/on people who only subtract from my life.” Marcus Jennings “Sometimes you have to read a situation…
Some of my friends have been sharing their recent dating horror stories with me. Either the men they are dating cheated on them, or they treat them like crap, etc. I try to tell them to keep trying, because there are good guys out there. Ladies, good men are out there, but Mr. Right might not exactly be walking around…