Request: Hey Malia and MJ. I have a request. Will you post the ferris wheel video of you and MJ together? You recommend a movie during the video and I want to watch that movie. I love you guys. Sorry about the movie delay. I will watch it whenever it is released. Your biggest fan- Kayla Owens Reply: Hi Kayla.…
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Details and information about the personal life, news, views, and opinions, of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Founder & Owner of Masters of Money, LLC.
The First Conversation Malia and I Ever Had by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
This is my recollection of the first conversation that my now wife and I ever had. I asked her to read what I wrote. She said she was impressed that I remembered it so clearly, and she confirmed the accuracy of our first conversation. Our first conversation took place in San Antonio, Texas, at Joint Base San Antonio, on March…
Black Lives Matter To Me II
People keep asking me my opinion of “Black lives”. Well, “Black lives” mean everything to me. My wife is black, and we have 6 beautiful children together. My parents raised me to treat people how I want to be treated, regardless of who they are, where they are from, what their skin color is, what religion they are, etc. I…
Black Lives Matter To Me
People keep asking me my opinion of “Black lives”. Well, “Black lives” mean everything to me. My wife is black, and we have 6 beautiful children together. My parents raised me to treat people how I want to be treated, regardless of who they are, where they are from, what their skin color is, what religion they are, etc. I…
“Your body is a one-night stand”
MJ can’t find his ipod, so I told him he could use mine. MJ The Terrible sings Malia’s playlists is very entertaining. Apparently John Mayer has been singing the wrong words all these years. John Mayer sings “Your body is a wonderland”. My husband MJ sings “Your body is a one-night stand”. I pretty much knew being with MJ was…
Happy Game of Chicken With The Tropical Storm/Proposal Anniversary My Love!
This is exactly how I remember it…….. Malia: Do you love me? MJ: On Tuesdays. Malia: It looks like we will only be having sex on Tuesdays then. You screwed that up for yourself. MJ: The truth is, I am afraid to tell you how much I really love you because I don’t want to scare you away. Malia: You…
My Perfect Combination of Feisty Sexy and Cute
Malia was being super feisty playful this morning. She knew what she was doing! She looked at me with those big beautiful brown eyes, and batted her eyelashes all Betty Boop style, and I chased her into the bedroom. I got to the bedroom about 5 seconds after she did, and this is what I saw. (See picture attached to…
Bane The Terrible Is Now Coronavirus Ready
My husband MJ told me he was going to order a bane mask to wear as his Coronavirus mask. I remembered who Bane was, because the Dark Knight Batman movie was one of the first movies we went to together. MJ sent me a text this afternoon letting me know his Coronavirus mask came in the mail today, and he…
Malia…..I can see your halo!
The last few nights with our house flooding due to the pool pump ordeal, sleeping in the guest house, the house alarm going off in the middle of the night, babies crying, etc., Malia and I are running on almost no sleep. Malia, I just wanted to take a minute to tell you how amazing you have been the last…
MJ The Terrible “American Hero Hacker” Is An Even Better Daddy
You are so sweet Michael David Johnson. I love how you think I’m an angel even when I’m a hot mess. You were the one who was powering through. Oh yeah, and I think our babies love you more than me. I feed them food from my body, I grew them in my womb, but they only want you! I…