Don’t worry about a thing baby cakes. I’ll take care of everything while you are getting some much needed sleep. Rest those beautiful eyes. I love you to infinity and then some baby! You are so beautiful, even when you are sound asleep! The First Conversation Malia and I Ever Had by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-first-conversation-malia-and-i-ever-had-by-michael-mj-the-terrible-johnson/ When I…
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Details and information about the personal life, news, views, and opinions, of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Founder & Owner of Masters of Money, LLC.
The Best Adult Form of Stress Relief
Malia: Hey baby. I read your email. Sorry you are having a stressful day. I love you. I am available if you need some stress relief if you know what I mean. MJ: Thanks babe. I love you too. Malia: You are usually all about it bout it when I offer “stress relief”. I am a good listener. We can…
MJ The Terrible Mobile Haters
Haters, I am not quite sure why you are hating on the MJ The Terrible Mobile so much. At the end of the day, I got a car that is worth as much as a house for free due to a sponsorship deal I am a part of. The 16 year old boy inside of me is getting to live…
One of The Biggest Myths Known To Mankind- “Money isn’t important.”
One of The Biggest Myths Known To Mankind- “Money isn’t important.” Tell this myth to the family who’s starving right now, or to the family who needs money for some serious medical issue, and they will tell you how important money is. We have all been conditioned to believe that money is not important, or that wanting money is wrong,…
Thank You But Malia Is My One and Only
Question/request: You like MJ? I don’t mind being a side dish. Call me (number removed) One love, Amber Answer: I think you are beautiful, and I like the car. That said, I have everything I will ever need with Malia. She is my everything. I don’t think you are side dish material. I remember talking to you in Dallas at…
First You Argue Then You Make Up
Malia: Mr. “MJ The Terrible”, why do you want to fight with your wife when we could be doing something a whole lot more fun together? We have a babysitter tonight! MJ: You started it! Malia: You started it! MJ: You started it!! Malia: You started it!!!!! MJ: You were relentless with your feistiness today. Malia: And clearly I need…
Walter Reed MJ Care Team Reunion Party Public RSVP
Hello Masters of Money/MJ The Terrible fans and followers. My name is Katrina. I was “MJ The Terrible’s” full time physical therapist, and part time speech therapist for 17 months. Needless to say, I know MJ very well, both inside and out. I say that, because I am a fan of Michael Johnson the man. I can’t say I like…
Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson’s Signature Analyzed
Malia: I thought it might be fun to have my husband “MJ The Terrible’s” signature analyzed. I have to say, I think they nailed it baby! I love you sexy man! The top 5 characteristics of the individuals signature for which you have provided. (G. Scott @ Grantham) 1. Creative nature 2. Highly intelligent 3. Driven 4. Addictive personality 5.…
In Loving Memory of Gabriela Johnson
Request: I know you know who I am Michael. If you have a heart beating in your chest you will do this for an eternally grieving mother. I found a letter from Gabi to you in her safety deposit box I had no idea she had until I got a renewal letter in the mail on Saturday. Now I don’t…
We’re All Good Here Haters
Malia: Remember all of the people who told us our marriage wouldn’t last 6 months? MJ: I do, but I didn’t pay them much attention. Malia: Me either, but I got an email from one of our biggest marriage doubters/haters today. MJ: ……. Malia: I didn’t respond to their email. I really just wanted an excuse to post my favorite…