Details and information about the personal life, news, views, and opinions, of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Founder & Owner of Masters of Money, LLC.
Anything Goes Q&A With Brittany White: 1. Who do you want to play you in the Adventures of MJ The Terrible movie? Ella Davis Chicago, IL Brittany: Rhonda Rousey. 2. Did MJ really try to punch you in a Walmart parking lot? Dave Clark Albany, NY Brittany: Yes. 3. Is it true Chris hit MJ with his ex-wife’s workout equipment,…
Malia: Michael David Johnson! I am trying to poop in peace! I don’t need you to sing to me while I am pooping! MJ: I am just trying to help. Malia: How does you singing “Ah! Push it! Push it real good!”, help me to poop any better than when I poop in silence? MJ: It’s poop encouragement, and we…
MJ: You should have to register your butt as a deadly weapon. Malia: Ok. I will indulge you baby. Why should I have to register my butt as a deadly weapon? MJ: Because it is dangerous! Malia: How so? MJ: When your little niece came running around the corner, you spun your butt around, she ran into it, and the…
MJ: I just talked to my mom. Thank you for helping her lenes. Malia: I don’t understand. The “lenes”? MJ: Yeah, every lady in her church group’s name ends in lene. Carlene, Jolene, Ilene, Sharlene, Paulene. There are probably more lenes than that. Malia: OMG! All of their names do end in lene besides your mom and one other lady.…
This morning I was moody, bitchy, and feisty. I was in a bad mood, and I took it out on MJ. My boobs were sore from breastfeeding. I was feeling morning sicknessy. I rolled over to kiss MJ this morning and he accidentally headbutted me. My pregnancy hormones were raging. I still had Italian road whore hitting on MJ, on…
MJ: Have you looked through Mediaset’s offer to buy us yet? Malia: Yes. The offer is missing some important points. MJ: Which points are you thinking? No protections for current employees? Malia: That, a long with a mandatory family vacation for you, and security to block all the Italian road whore sluts from trying to hook up with you while…
Dear Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG., Shareholders, Mediaset S.p.A, (Gruppo Mediaset), is interested in acquiring Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG., at a valuation price of $359,000,000 (USD). Complete acquisition proposal details have been sent to the following via DHL Global Delivery Services: Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Senior Partner of Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG. SJ Steptoe and Johnson, PLLC., legal counsel for Foreign Corporation…
MJ: Why does everybody look at me like I’m a beast, and they look at you as a beauty? You are a beauty, but I don’t want to be a beast. Malia: Well if the beast mask fits. MJ: Baby! Malia: I am just teasing. Why do you think everybody looks at us like beauty and the beast? MJ: Look…
A special thank you to MJ’s friend and body double Chris Hubbard. He is a good ol’ country boy, who likes to listen to country music. Chris sent MJ some country songs to listen to, and MJ has been walking around the house today singing, making up his own funny and/or naughty lyrics to the songs. This is MJ’s remake of…
I just found out my schedule has me working with Solar Winds this summer/fall, in Austin. It has been a while since we have been able to spend time with our friends and family, and I am looking forward to it…..Deep in the heart of Texas! As my wife Malia said today- “We might live primarily in Bethesda, and we…