Details and information about the personal life, news, views, and opinions, of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Founder & Owner of Masters of Money, LLC.
Dedicated to my loving husband (with some side notes for explanation and perspective purposes). MJ, I was born in South Africa, and I lived in South Africa until I graduated secondary school (high school) and came to America to go to college. Most of my family still lives in South Africa. I had a very happy childhood. I am proud…
“Don’t wish for it. Work for it. Don’t hope for it. Hustle for it. Don’t complain about it. Fix it. Don’t stop until you get what you want……End of story!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder and Owner – Masters of Money, LLC. “Dream about it. Make real plans. Take the necessary actions. Live the life of your dreams.…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 27 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Every woman is beautiful. All colors. All sizes. All ages. Women, all of us, are beautiful!” Jennifer Lopez “#lifeanswers, #themartianmovie, #sciencerltheshitoutofit” Peter Gil “A good way to start living a more positive life, is by focusing on your blessings more than your burdens.” Johnny…
Anything Goes Q&A With Brittany White: 1. Who do you want to play you in the Adventures of MJ The Terrible movie? Ella Davis Chicago, IL Brittany: Rhonda Rousey. 2. Did MJ really try to punch you in a Walmart parking lot? Dave Clark Albany, NY Brittany: Yes. 3. Is it true Chris hit MJ with his ex-wife’s workout equipment,…
Malia: Michael David Johnson! I am trying to poop in peace! I don’t need you to sing to me while I am pooping! MJ: I am just trying to help. Malia: How does you singing “Ah! Push it! Push it real good!”, help me to poop any better than when I poop in silence? MJ: It’s poop encouragement, and we…
MJ: You should have to register your butt as a deadly weapon. Malia: Ok. I will indulge you baby. Why should I have to register my butt as a deadly weapon? MJ: Because it is dangerous! Malia: How so? MJ: When your little niece came running around the corner, you spun your butt around, she ran into it, and the…
MJ: I just talked to my mom. Thank you for helping her lenes. Malia: I don’t understand. The “lenes”? MJ: Yeah, every lady in her church group’s name ends in lene. Carlene, Jolene, Ilene, Sharlene, Paulene. There are probably more lenes than that. Malia: OMG! All of their names do end in lene besides your mom and one other lady.…
This morning I was moody, bitchy, and feisty. I was in a bad mood, and I took it out on MJ. My boobs were sore from breastfeeding. I was feeling morning sicknessy. I rolled over to kiss MJ this morning and he accidentally headbutted me. My pregnancy hormones were raging. I still had Italian road whore hitting on MJ, on…
MJ: Have you looked through Mediaset’s offer to buy us yet? Malia: Yes. The offer is missing some important points. MJ: Which points are you thinking? No protections for current employees? Malia: That, a long with a mandatory family vacation for you, and security to block all the Italian road whore sluts from trying to hook up with you while…
Dear Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG., Shareholders, Mediaset S.p.A, (Gruppo Mediaset), is interested in acquiring Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG., at a valuation price of $359,000,000 (USD). Complete acquisition proposal details have been sent to the following via DHL Global Delivery Services: Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Senior Partner of Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG. SJ Steptoe and Johnson, PLLC., legal counsel for Foreign Corporation…