Details and information about the personal life, news, views, and opinions, of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Founder & Owner of Masters of Money, LLC.
I asked MJ if I was just like one big toy to him. He smiled and said my foot was Famunda Cheese. He actually wrote Famunda Cheese on my foot. You are a hero veteran, and today is Veteran’s Day, so I’m going to let you get away with Famundaing my foot silly boy. I love you Michael David Johnson!…
Malia: Hey baby! How are you feeling? MJ: My headache went away. I felt better after I got up and got going. I do have this swelling going on in one part of my body though. See attached pic. Malia: I bought a little outfit to wear today that might help with your swelling problem. MJ: This is a major…
Malia: Baby, would you still love me if I looked like this…….. MJ: Yes, but I am glad you look like this……… Malia: Would you really love me if I looked like that? MJ: Yes. I don’t just love you for your looks, but your beauty doesn’t hurt either. Malia: That is the heaviest woman in the world. MJ: I…
President and Vice President Elect Invite “MJ The Terrible” To Meet and Greet To Say Thank You Malia: Do you know what today is baby? MJ: My Grandmother’s birthday. Malia: Happy 91st Birthday Grandmother! I have a video call scheduled with your mom to sing Happy Birthday to Grandmother when she blows out her candles. Do you know what my…
This was Malia and I’s fun shower together this morning. Malia: Hey baby! Come on in. MJ: Hello my love. Note- I kissed Malia. Then I sat down in the back of the shower and just watched her take a shower while we talked. Malia: Are you just going to watch me get a shower? MJ: Yeah. Is that ok?…
Happy Hippy Halloween from my queen! You are one beautiful sexy hippy baby cakes! Here is a brief history of the tradition of Halloween. Halloween is a holiday celebrated each year on October 31st. The tradition originated with the ancient Celtic festival of Samhain, when people would light bonfires and wear costumes to ward off ghosts. In the eighth century,…
MJ and I met on March 8th, 2012. MJ was going through a lot at the time. He was dealing with the fallout from being the alleged architect of Stuxnet, the world’s first cyber weapon that almost caused World War III. MJ was still married to his first wife. I refer to her as his practice wife, because MJ was…
MJ: Baby, I saw the invoice from the guy you had analyze my signature, so I decided to contact him and ask him to analyze your signature. I have to say this guy does one heck of a job analyzing signatures, because he definitely got our characteristics right! The signature provided was that of Mrs. Malia Johnson. (G. Scott @…
Putting yourself out there is hard to do. When you put yourself, your ideas, your plans, or your intentions out there, you are opening yourself up to criticism and judgement. The bad news is, critics can say some pretty mean things at times. The good news is, you don’t have to listen to them, because they aren’t in your position,…
There is not a person alive who can see into the future. That means it is unwritten. It has not happened yet. Anything is possible! Which means, you can change it, alter it, effect it, put your stamp on it, improve it, make your mark on it, and just about anything else you want to do with it. “The future…