Details and information about the personal life, news, views, and opinions, of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Founder & Owner of Masters of Money, LLC.
Mr. Johnson, did you think you could just “rev my engine” and then not take care of business? I don’t think so mister! Now come find me and finish what you started or else! Or else means I come find you and use you until I am satisfied! Either way, the woman in this picture is getting what she wants!…
Malia: Merry Orgasm Christmas baby! MJ: Damn baby! That was awesome! I forgot about everything else in the world and was totally into that sextacular experience. Malia: Yeah, I still got it. MJ: You never lost it! Wow! Where did that come from? Malia: I have been thinking about it for 2 days. I planned every second to bring you…
Malia: Baby, thank you for letting me spend and buy everything I wanted to for Christmas this year. I know you didn’t really “let me” do it. I could have done it anyway but thank you for not fussing about it. MJ: Out of curiosity, how much money did you spend shopping today? Malia: Let’s not put a number on…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 17 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Haters, you of all people should know I don’t pay attention to you. My time is valuable to me, and I am not going to waste it with/on people who only subtract from my life.” Marcus Jennings “Sometimes you have to read a situation…
Some of my friends have been sharing their recent dating horror stories with me. Either the men they are dating cheated on them, or they treat them like crap, etc. I try to tell them to keep trying, because there are good guys out there. Ladies, good men are out there, but Mr. Right might not exactly be walking around…
This morning my brother from another Mother Marcus came over to drop something off. Marcus saw my daughter Elizabeth, who’s first word by the way was “Dada”, and he immediately said – “Aww! Liz is adorable. The boys are going to be lined up around the block to ask her out when she gets older.” Listen here you little future…
I was freaking out because MJ didn’t come home yesterday like he was supposed to, and I knew something was wrong. He was on a flight with his cyber crew, Team Digital Death, back home from visiting with President Elect Joe Biden and Vice President Elect Kamala Harris. Well, the plane they were on crashed. MJ’s close friend and member…
I love you more than there are stars in the sky. I love you more than the sun, the ocean and the mountains. I love you more than anything. I love you more than everything. I love you more than you can possibly imagine. I love you more than words can describe. I love you more than there is space…
To the Incredible Women of the Johnson Family, From my Grandma Alma Johnson who got the highest score in the history of the state of Ohio’s state nursing exam, to my Mom, Jeanne Johnson, who won a teaching award from the President of the United States, to my incredible wife Malia Johnson, who seems to be good everything she does,…
The last time we got pregnant we tried 4 or 5 different pregnancy tests. When we were looking to see what the results were, MJ said- “We should have got only the kind with words, where it says Pregnant or Not Pregnant. I mean, look at this. Is 2 lines on here pregnant or not? Look at this one. On…