Details and information about the personal life, news, views, and opinions, of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Founder & Owner of Masters of Money, LLC.
Vaginasphere and Supersizing Sex MJ: Are you busy babe? Malia: I just got off a video chat with my girls. MJ: How is the vaginasphere? Malia: A lot of drama. Apparently it’s hard to find a good man these days. MJ: I try. Malia: You are awesome baby! I don’t want to let another woman close enough to you to…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 33 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I stay wiff you til your head better. I love you daddy my daddy.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson (My oldest daughter) “I write books from my heart. I cry, I pray, I go through a cycle of emotions while I am writing. My #1 focus…
MJ isn’t a big muscle bound guy, but when it comes to toughness, he is extremely tough. I saw him die from a subdural hematoma rupture, be brought back to life, live through a coma, learn how to walk and talk again, and fully recover, all within 2 years. MJ gets migraine headaches usually once a month/once every other month.…
May is military appreciation month, and you are an American hero Michael David Johnson. I really want to service you. I mean I really want to thank you for your service. You know that song “America, Fuck Yeah! Comin’ Again To Save The Mother Day” song from the Team America World Police movie? I know you do. I rewrote the…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I am so glad my thick thighs make your penis rise.” Malia May Johnson “Oh my god! I love when you move my hair and start kissing on my neck and rubbing your c@$k against…
Hello everyone! It is a beautiful sunshiny day, and we are enjoying it outside together as a family. We hope y’all are happy and healthy out there. Sincerely, The Johnson’s Things we can control: Our beliefsOur thoughtsOur perspectiveOur attitudeHow we treat peopleHow we spend our timeHow we invest our moneyHow much time we spend worryingHow much time we spend thinking…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 32 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “If I get elected, I can’t be for one person, or for a small group. I have to look out for the interests of the greater good. It’s what public service is all about.” Matthew McConaughey “People change, they grow, they evolve. I went…
Malia: Baby, do you know what sexual fetish you have? MJ: Maliaphobia? Malia: That would mean you have a sexual phobia about me. As in, you don’t want to have sex with me. MJ: Hornyformaliaalwaysophilia Malia: I like that one. If you put phila at the end of something it means you are all about it bout it. If you…
Malia: Baby, I have OCYDD. MJ: I Googled it. Sounds bad. Malia: What? I made it up. Just go with it baby because this works out for you. MJ: K. What is OCYDD? Malia: It’s Obsessive Compulsive Your Dick Disorder. MJ: What is the treatment for it? Malia: I have decided not to seek treatment. I just want to indulge…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 31 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Whatever happens, never give up. There is always another way.” Martin Scorsese “The quickest way somebody can improve their life is to let go of negatives in the past and let go of the negative people in their life.” George P. Bush “Cheating might…