Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 8: 1. Are MJ and Team Digital Death going to sue the pilot and the company of the plane they were on that crashed last December? Keith Delacroix Cherry Hill, NJ Malia: No. There was an investigation into the crash. The crash was due to a mechanical failure. The pilot and NetJets were not at…
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Caroline Pierce Google Review Testimonial and Personal Note To Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Caroline Pierce Google Review Testimonial and Personal Note To Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: I have known the owner of Masters of Money LLC for 16 years. MJ has grown Masters of Money LLC from a home office in his one bedroom apartment in North Austin into a company with 150 employees. Two years ago, MJ, a.k.a. Michael “MJ The…
You May Now Make Love To The Bride!
You May Now Make Love To The Bride! MJ: Please don’t. MJ: Please don’t. MJ: Please don’t. MJ: Please don’t. Malia: Please don’t what? MJ: I can hear you singing the song by Adele “Never mind I’ll Find Someone Like You”. Malia: Aww! Are you feeling needy? MJ: More like wanty. Malia: This is what I can offer you. Sex…
“MJ The Terrible” Rescues The Queen of Bethesdaland From The Stuffed Animal Bandits
Here is what happened when I walked into one of the spare bedrooms Malia is redoing, and I found her lying naked on the bed covered up by 3 giant stuffed animals, also known as “The Stuffed Animal Bandits”. MJ: Oh no! Andre The Giant Bear, Shamu, and Bad News Brown Dog are trying to kidnap Malia! Malia: Help me!…
Your Sexy Blue Eyes Are What Have Me All Worked Up
MJ: Wow! You sent me an awesome naughty video! Malia: Yes I did! MJ: That was hot baby! What has got you all worked up? Malia: What can I say? I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind. Your sexy blue eyes are what have me all worked up. MJ: You know how death row inmates get to have whatever…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Compilation 2 of 5 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Compilation 2 of 5 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The past is the past. It’s in the rear view mirror. If you keep looking in the rear view mirror, you will miss the opportunities that life has for you on the road ahead.” Ben Dupont (Friend and family member) “I think…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Compilation 1 of 5 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Compilation 1 of 5 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “C’est la vie. When in Rome. Carpe Diem. Life is short. You only live once. They all mean the same thing. Live your life because you only get one life to live.” Selena Gomez “People love people who stand up after they…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 29 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 29 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “C’est la vie. When in Rome. Carpe Diem. Life is short. You only live once. They all mean the same thing. Live your life because you only get one life to live.” Selena Gomez “People love people who stand up after they have fallen.” Former…
Pickup Lines Scrabble and Sex
MJ: I’m like milk. Malia: ? MJ: Because I’ll do your body good! Wanna fool around? Malia: Do you mean you are like Soy Milk because you will do my body good? MJ: No! Full milk all the way! Malia: I am lactose intolerant baby. Milk does my body bad. MJ: Shit! I did know that, but the pickup line…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 28 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 28 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Dat me Dadda. Me love Dadda.” Cash Michael Johnson (Malia and I’s first born son) “Sometimes you have to think outside the current possible, when the current possible just isn’t working.” Tarica Patel Hubbard “When a situation is untenable, the only way to proceed,…