MJ: Quick question. Do we have any dinner dates lined up in the next couple of weeks? Malia: No. Not that I can think of. MJ: Are you sure? Malia: Yep MJ: Have you made any new friends recently? Malia: Nope. MJ: Do you promise you haven’t made any new friends recently, and we don’t have any dinner plans in…
Category: Personal Life
Details and information about the personal life, news, views, and opinions, of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Founder & Owner of Masters of Money, LLC.
To New Beginnings
“It’s never too late to become who you want to be. I hope you live a life that you’re proud of, and if you find that you’re not, I hope you have the strength to start over.” F. Scott Fitzgerald “Take the first step in faith. You don’t have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step.” Martin…
MJ The Terrible Performs Intercom Concert For Malia
MJ: Oh no! I am all alone in this big house all by myself. What am I going to do? Malia: I just saw you. MJ: I am scared and nervous being all naked and alone. You know when I get all scared and nervous having something in my mouth to suck on really helps me. Can you think of…
You’ve Got To Stand For Something or You’ll Fall For Anything by Malia May Johnson
Dedicated to my loving husband (with some side notes for explanation and perspective purposes). MJ, I was born in South Africa, and I lived in South Africa until I graduated secondary school (high school) and came to America to go to college. Most of my family still lives in South Africa. I had a very happy childhood. I am proud…
The 3 Most Important Words In Life- Believe in Yourself!
“Don’t wish for it. Work for it. Don’t hope for it. Hustle for it. Don’t complain about it. Fix it. Don’t stop until you get what you want……End of story!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder and Owner – Masters of Money, LLC. “Dream about it. Make real plans. Take the necessary actions. Live the life of your dreams.…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 27 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 27 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Every woman is beautiful. All colors. All sizes. All ages. Women, all of us, are beautiful!” Jennifer Lopez “#lifeanswers, #themartianmovie, #sciencerltheshitoutofit” Peter Gil “A good way to start living a more positive life, is by focusing on your blessings more than your burdens.” Johnny…
Anything Goes Q&A With Brittany White
Anything Goes Q&A With Brittany White: 1. Who do you want to play you in the Adventures of MJ The Terrible movie? Ella Davis Chicago, IL Brittany: Rhonda Rousey. 2. Did MJ really try to punch you in a Walmart parking lot? Dave Clark Albany, NY Brittany: Yes. 3. Is it true Chris hit MJ with his ex-wife’s workout equipment,…
Sexy Self Defense
Malia: Michael David Johnson! I am trying to poop in peace! I don’t need you to sing to me while I am pooping! MJ: I am just trying to help. Malia: How does you singing “Ah! Push it! Push it real good!”, help me to poop any better than when I poop in silence? MJ: It’s poop encouragement, and we…
Malia’s Deadly Butt Weapon
MJ: You should have to register your butt as a deadly weapon. Malia: Ok. I will indulge you baby. Why should I have to register my butt as a deadly weapon? MJ: Because it is dangerous! Malia: How so? MJ: When your little niece came running around the corner, you spun your butt around, she ran into it, and the…
“Stimulated! Stimulated! Oh baby!”
MJ: I just talked to my mom. Thank you for helping her lenes. Malia: I don’t understand. The “lenes”? MJ: Yeah, every lady in her church group’s name ends in lene. Carlene, Jolene, Ilene, Sharlene, Paulene. There are probably more lenes than that. Malia: OMG! All of their names do end in lene besides your mom and one other lady.…