Details and information about the personal life, news, views, and opinions, of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Founder & Owner of Masters of Money, LLC.
Malia: Baby, do you know what sexual fetish you have? MJ: Maliaphobia? Malia: That would mean you have a sexual phobia about me. As in, you don’t want to have sex with me. MJ: Hornyformaliaalwaysophilia Malia: I like that one. If you put phila at the end of something it means you are all about it bout it. If you…
Malia: Baby, I have OCYDD. MJ: I Googled it. Sounds bad. Malia: What? I made it up. Just go with it baby because this works out for you. MJ: K. What is OCYDD? Malia: It’s Obsessive Compulsive Your Dick Disorder. MJ: What is the treatment for it? Malia: I have decided not to seek treatment. I just want to indulge…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 31 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Whatever happens, never give up. There is always another way.” Martin Scorsese “The quickest way somebody can improve their life is to let go of negatives in the past and let go of the negative people in their life.” George P. Bush “Cheating might…
Life is largely mind over matter. Meaning, if you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. Focus on what’s important, and let the rest go. There are no guarantees in life, but there are things that you can do to hurt yourself, and things that you can do to help yourself. Everyone faces adversity. How you decide to handle it, will have…
The Naughty Alphabet Motivated by my Sexy Bride Malia A is for Ass B is for Butt C is for Cumming D is for Dirty E is for Ecstasy F is for Fucking G is for Groaning H is for Horny I is for Intimate J is for Juggs K is for Kissing L is for Licking M is for…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 30 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “If you need or want some shit, you have to need and want your ass enough to work for it.” James Storm “I don’t care if people think I’m wrong as long as they don’t just think I’m wrong only because I’m a democrat.…
Malia: I really miss you when you are gone. XOXO Malia: Is everything ok? Usually, you text back within a few hours tops. I couldn’t sleep without you last night. I know I complain sometimes because you move a lot in your sleep, and I wake up in WWE wrestling holds most nights, but I can’t sleep without you! I…
Axl Rose Is On The Phone For You This was the conversation between MJ, Axl Rose, and me (Malia). Malia: Hey baby, Axl Rose is on the phone for you. MJ: No shit? I forgot to tell you Elvis called earlier. Malia: What is your favorite Guns N’ Roses song? MJ: I don’t know. I grew up listening to their…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 8: 1. Are MJ and Team Digital Death going to sue the pilot and the company of the plane they were on that crashed last December? Keith Delacroix Cherry Hill, NJ Malia: No. There was an investigation into the crash. The crash was due to a mechanical failure. The pilot and NetJets were not at…
Caroline Pierce Google Review Testimonial and Personal Note To Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: I have known the owner of Masters of Money LLC for 16 years. MJ has grown Masters of Money LLC from a home office in his one bedroom apartment in North Austin into a company with 150 employees. Two years ago, MJ, a.k.a. Michael “MJ The…