Malia: Baby, do you remember June 5th, 2019?
MJ: Refresh my memory sweetheart.
Malia: “Baby, I want you to go out there and hit the pace car.” – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/baby-i-want-you-to-go-out-there-and-hit-the-pace-car/
MJ: Definitely not one of my best days.
Malia: I have had some Maliacane days. So, no worries. But…..I need to dunk on you in a loving way and I want you to compliment me for doing a good, okay?
MJ: Go for babe.
Malia: I want you to tell me that I drive like shit!
MJ: You Drive Like Sh*t – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5r8kiW8geU
Malia: Baby! I said say it, as in text it, but that will do. Okay, I am going to dunk on you now.
Malia: Well actually Michael David Johnson, I don’t drive like shit anymore! I got my Danica Patrick on, and I have not had even a single accident in over 5 years and counting! So, suck it asshole…..That I love!
MJ: Good job! I am not just saying it. There is nothing you can’t do sweetheart.
Malia: Yeah! Suck it! And suck on me when you get home!
MJ: I can do that.
Malia: Watch, I will probably get in a wreck after bragging about not getting into a wreck for 5 years.
MJ: I don’t think karma is that petty. I want to suck on you when I get home.
Malia: I want you to suck on me to. Great minds think alike and should have sex with each other.
MJ: Agreed! See you tonight my love.
Malia: XOXO 😉
Remember When You Said You Were Going To Fuck Me To Death? – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/remember-when-you-said-you-were-going-to-fuck-me-to-death/
