MJ: What are you doing right now? Malia: Texting you. Why? What’s up? MJ: You have had babies. Why don’t you have stretch marks? Malia: Good genetics? Black don’t crack? MJ: Who is my favorite NASCAR driver? Malia: What, is today random weird questions day? Malia: Cole Trickle! Malia: Name the original song based on the sexy lyrics I rewrote…
Malia: I heard you talking to Chris as you were walking back to your office. So I don’t go crazy, please clarify what I heard you saying please. You said- “I don’t know about all that shit man. If I have to deal with the sex thing, I am going to use a catch all like _________.” That is all…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I know why you brought me out here camping in the woods. You wanted to bang me in front of Yogi Bear. Are there bears out here? I better be alive tomorrow morning.” Malia May…
MJ: I wanna have sex with a sexy animal. Malia: Today I need romantical please. MJ: You radiate beauty like I have never seen before. Malia: And? MJ: And you got a big fat ass! Malia: And you love me? MJ: And I love you! MJ: I can’t help it. You turn me on in so many ways. You make…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 104 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Haters are not to be taken seriously. What’s next?” Vice President Kamala Harris “I like to throw out shock hashtags every now and again. There’s nothing quite like seeing where a #budussie is going to go.” Matthew McConaughey “We are sexual creatures. Sex bots…
MJ: I have been eye banging you like crazy today. Love the tight form fitting outfit. It highlights your “ass”ets. Malia: You are objectifying me. Malia: You are sexually objectifying me. MJ: Yeah. What’s the problem? Malia: You are not supposed to do that. MJ: Says who? Malia: Society MJ: Never heard of em. Malia: Society, you know, the public…
Masters of Money LLC Luxury Lifestyle Pictures Compilation: “Important note- It is completely ok to make your big plans and dream big if you don’t have any money right now. Because someday you will, and when the right opportunity comes along, you’ll be ready.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder and Owner – Masters of Money, LLC. “A penny…
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“Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution.” Albert Einstein “Being judged by others means that you’re that important that they have the time to think about you and talk about you.” Unknown “Hate is too great a burden to bear. It injures the hater more than it injures the hated.” Coretta Scott King “Love your…
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