Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I am going to have a stress induced panic attack unless I unload this stress into your vagina.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Does not compute. Does not compute. Slide to the side. Slide to…
Malia: I don’t want you to go fuck yourself. I want you to come fuck me! I’m sorry! Preggo emotions running wild right now. Malia: Do you want a tour? MJ: A tour of what? Malia: My coochie! MJ: I’m gonna have to hit you with a lick and suck suplex. Malia: Of course you are! I deserve it! MJ:…
On November 5, 1605, Guy Fawkes and other conspirators attempted a gunpowder plot to blow up the Houses of Parliament in London, in an effort to help restore Catholicism in England. Although the gunpowder plot failed, the event was so significant that we still celebrate it four hundred years later by shooting off fireworks, making bonfires, and burning effigies of…
Malia and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson OB-GYN Appointment Ultrasound Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/Malia-and-Michael-MJ-The-Terrible-Johnson-OB-GYN-Appointment-Ultrasound-Video.mp4 Do you know what I was thinking about during the ultrasound? I will tell you what I thought about during the ultrasound. Michael David Johnson, 1. I was hoping that there was a healthy little critter in there. 2. I was hoping it was going to be…
MJ: Malia, I finally found a word that accurately describes your butt. The word is “Callipygian”. Callipygian comes from the Greek word kallipýgos, meaning having a beautiful buttocks, referring to a statue of Aphrodite. MJ: Baby, your butt is so incredible that it causes other women to have Gluteus Maximus Deficit Disorder. What is Gluteus Maximus Deficit Disorder you might…
To my soulmate Michael David Johnson, You may not have been my first date, my first boyfriend, or my first kiss, but since you came into my life you have been my all everything and I know you always will be. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me. If I could give you one thing, it…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 124 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Smart phones have dumbed us down.” Steve Case “Don’t look at what you don’t have. Look at what you do have. You are a lucky guy when you look at it in that context.” Jake Palmer “You have to respect those that have the…
Malia: Do you remember who your first hero was when you were a kid? MJ: I think it was He-Man. Why? Malia: Do you remember why you stopped liking He-Man? MJ: Believe it or not, yes. I found out that He-Man was a double agent. Malia: And how did you find out he was a secret double agent? MJ: Because…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I love you for all of the good honest reasons, but I also love you for all the naughty dirty reasons.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I will forever remember today as three quickies day.…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 41 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “When you really love your man, you put it on him.” Malia May Johnson “Love bombing is a good thing as long as it isn’t being done in a deceptive way. Let me know when you are tired of me sucking you off, okay? Because…