As many of you know, I was married once before, and so I wanted to do everything I possibly could to make Malia and I’s wedding uniquely special to us. What I found out throughout the day yesterday, was I didn’t have to try to make Malia and I’s wedding uniquely special to us, because when you are marrying the…
It’s official! On the 5 year anniversary of the day we met, Malia and I became husband and wife. To the staff at Camp Mabry, you guys were incredible! Thank you to the folks at Robb Report and Luxe for putting together/coordinating, such an amazing wedding day. We heard some of our guests helicopter transports back and forth between the…
Tarica Patel(BABB): Now you messed up MJ! Malia is crying! MJ: For real? Tarica Patel(BABB): Yes MJ: About the dating post? Tarica Patel(BABB): Yes MJ: I wrote a real one. Chris thought it would be funny to write an anti dating post. Besides, I didn’t want to write a dating post for her. I would rather die then let another…
All of us girls are at the apartment downtown. MJ and the boys are at MJ’s house in South Austin. This is BABB btw. Those boys won’t leave us alone. There was a knock at the door. It was a male stripper wearing a costume. When the stripper pulled off his mask, IT WAS KEVIN! For some reason we asked…
Hey everyone. My name is Meredith Brooks. I am MJ’s new assistant. I moved from Des Moines, Iowa to Austin about 4 weeks ago, and I am 26 years old. Go Hawkeyes! My week one recap and my feelings about the job and everything so far- I got to meet Matthew McConaughey. MJ and him insult the daylights out of…
Hey it’s Kev from the couch. LOL. Just kidding, I love you Malia but in the friends not fucking kinda way doh. Anyway, I’m balls deep in MJ’s picture and video stash right now. Look at this pre “MJ The Terrible” video nugget. Pre “MJ The Terrible” Michael Johnson European Vacation Ireland Video (2009) Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/Pre-MJ-The-Terrible-Michael-Johnson-European-Vacation-Ireland-Video-2009.mp4 Pre “MJ The Terrible”…
I can hear you 2 shitheads! If I even smell a hint of beer in Elizabeth’s room, or you spill something, I’m pregnant with “MJ The Terrible’s” twins, so I’m pretty sure I’m allowed to claim temporary insanity for killing you both. MJ’s buddy Kevin is here for the wedding, so let the bromance begin. Kevin and MJ have already…
THAT WASN’T VERY NICE OF YOU CHARLES THANK YOU FOR HACKING INTO MY NETWORK LAST WEEK I LIKED IT SO MUCH I DECIDED TO COME BACK WITH YOU INTO YOURS YOU REALLY ENJOY THOSE BLACKS ON BLONDES VIDEOS I ACCIDENTALLY HIT RECORD A FEW TIMES WHEN YOU WERE ENJOYING YOURSELF ON THE COUCH DON’T WORRY I’M NOT GOING TO BLACK…
2012: Haters- Masters of Money is a stupid idea Michael! 2013: Haters- Masters of Money is a waste of money. 2014: Haters- Your little Masters of Money business isn’t making money. 2016: Haters- Masters of Money barely makes any money. You should give up on it. 2017: MJ- I’m sorry haters. I can’t hear you over the sound of my…
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