MJ: Are you ready Hela sexy girl? 5 min. With the rain, 183 was a parking lot. Malia: I’m hela sick. I had the suit on but I either had to puke or pee. It’s ok if you go without me. I’ll be ok. MJ: Oh no! Then Halloween at home it is! Malia: Baby, I know you wanted to…
Malia: I had to share this. Dubs, MJ’s assigned bodyguard/watchdog(No offense Britt), got a noise disturbance call from the police earlier tonight, about MJ. MJ is at him and his son’s apartment, getting it ready for his next visit with his son. Dubs just called to tell me when she got there, the police officers and the person who made…
MJ: I love you too “Sleeping on The Train Today Beauty.” I loved every minute of today, from waking up next to Liz, to the train ride, to your food falling on the floor, right after you said how hungry you were, to cleaning up my son and I’s apartment, to the police/building party, as you called it. Thank you…
Questions: 1. Who was the hardest person in your life to tell about all of this “MJ The Terrible” stuff? 2. How did your mom know which MJ was which in court with your exwife during the divorce hearing? Answers: 1. That’s an easy one….MY MOM! I worried about it for days. My mom and I have always been close.…
MJ: Malia, thank you for making me feel so loved that I actually have trouble processing the hate Gotye constantly throws at me. If/when(unfortunately) Gotye blows this opportunity to be a good coparent, I know we will raise CJ the right way, in the completely supportive and loving environment he deserves Malia: As far as I’m concerned, we have 4…
Malia: You know the Vendetta hacker masks? Mix that with my crazy hacker husband and what do you get? A “Flying dong hack attack.” We’re laying down to go to bed, and MJ says I’m going to the kitchen, I’ll be right back. I can hear the frig opening and closing like he’s getting food and stuff. Then I hear…
Question: I’m not a happy person. Any advice for me MJ? Trina Goins Pittsburg, PA Answer: It’s a big world out there. Seek and you will likely find. Keep searching. I know what it is like to feel stuck, bored, down, depressed, hopeless, etc. What got me through it, was making the decision to keep going. Don’t settle for being…
I married the world’s most followed computer hacker, who according to some blogs helped rig the presidential election. You would think he would be this calm, cool and collected evil genius, right? Nope! He’s actually a 37 year old teenager! The father of my children everybody…..(But I love him)…….. Hey baby, feel like laughing your ass off? You know those…
To my Dad- I just wanted to take a minute to wish you a Happy Birthday! Well, me and a special guest that is. (See video below) I know the last 7-8 years haven’t been easy, but I wanted to thank you for always having my back, and for believing in me. You legitimately deserve the “#1 Dad” coffee mug…
MJ: Excuse me Maam, but you have one rockin hot body for a pregnant chick. Malia: Then come rock it! MJ: Mrs. Johnson, by the time you get done listening to this song, I will be doing exactly as you have requested- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SdIVPs8gZ8