One of the most important life lessons that I learned when I was in the hospital/going through speech therapy to learn how to speak again, physical therapy to learn how to walk again, and psychological therapy, to get my mindset right, before re-entering the real world, was this….. A person can try to please others, by being/acting like how they…
Author: Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson
Important Life Lesson I Learned While Recovering From Life Threatening Brain Surgery
One of the most important life lessons that I learned when I was in the hospital/going through speech therapy to learn how to speak again, physical therapy to learn how to walk again, and psychological therapy, to get my mindset right, before re-entering the real world, was this….. A person can try to please others, by being/acting like how they…
Life Leading Up To MJ The Terrible’s Subdural Hematoma Rupture
Malia: Are you still listening to and watching the recordings and videos from your old house when you were with me in Bethesda? MJ: No comment. Malia: Is Panty Gate still going on? MJ: No. That died down. Malia: Any new juicy stuff? MJ: Not really. Chris deserves an academy award for his fake back injury performances though. Do you…
MJ The Terrible’s Life While He Is In The Hospital (MJ#2)
Malia: Where are you at? Did you sleep at all? Let me guess, still excited about the deal and couldn’t sleep? MJ: Downstairs in my office. No. Yes, but I also can’t stop watching and listening to all of the videos and recordings from what happened in the house and stuff, between Chris and Gotye, while I was in the…
Masters of Money LLC Acquires The Money Channel For $1,700,000
Masters of Money just finalized it’s first ever acquisition of another company! The owner wants to get married to his longtime girlfriend of twelve and a half years, have kids, travel, etc. Masters of Money and the Money Channel are both private companies, so we don’t have to report all of the terms of the deal like two public companies…
Q&A With Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson (September 2017)
Question #1. Question/request: What is your daily billing rate? I heard you are expensive but worth it. We have a problem that requires the best. Our problem is in network security. I will provide additional details when we speak. Everyone I have spoken to recommended you. We don’t know each other, but I am willing to provide you with references,…
Equifax Data Breach and “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death
Question: Was MJ THE TERRIBLE AND TEAM DIGITAL DEATH behind the Equifax hack MJ? Not that I expect you to tell the truth, but maybe there will be a hint in your reply. Assuming you reply at all. You probably pick and choose what questions to answer. If you and your team are the reason Trump won last year, you…
Malia Talks With A Sexologist
Question: My question is for Malia. I am a sexologist. I can’t see you but I bet you laughed like everyone else does when I tell them what my profession is. I am currently studying the smell of men’s “goo”, if you will. I was wondering if you wouldn’t mind sharing what MJ THE TERRIBLE’s you know, stuff smells like?…
Q&A With Malia May Johnson (September 2017)
Question #1. Hi Malia. I work for Intel. MJ was at our office last week. He isn’t a big man, 6 foot, 175 I guess but his eyes are scary. I asked him a question during a meeting. As soon as he looked it me, I had goose bumps. It was terrifying. I can’t explain it. I might be overreacting…
Soco Trash Art Apology Gift
Omg we love this painting!!! For lack of better words, and I mean no disrespect here, the trash art guy who did this for us is a frickin genius!!! It’s a sponge painting that’s about 3 feet tall, and 2 feet wide. He only charged me $20!! I had it made for Malia as an apology gift for when Matthew…