To Malia, Thank you for making me feel so loved that I actually have trouble processing the hate my ex-wife Gotye constantly throws at us. I love you with all of my heart, and I trust you completely. All of my love, MJ P.S. I am permanently in love with you now and forever! P.P.S. In a room full of…
Author: Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson
Hurricane Harvey We Are Ok Post
Question: Hurricane Harvey is hitting where you live. Why aren’t you posting you are ok? I have grown to care about you and Malia and Cash and Elizabeth. Please post you are ok. Safe wishes, Ellen Durst Detroit, MI Answer: Thank you Ellen. We are ok. We are not in Texas at the moment. We are in Maryland. Our thoughts…
Malia’s Sexy Surprise For MJ (2 of 2)
Malia: I thought you might say that. Prove it! MJ: Ok. Where are you at? Malia: At the MJT&TDD office naked in your office. MJ: Baby, I gotta go get CJ in an hour, and I don’t have a car to go pick him up. Malia: I already thought about that. The driver will be here at 2:45. MJ: This…
Malia’s Sexy Surprise For MJ (1 of 2)
MJ: Baby, I just wanted to say………I LOVE KISSING YOU!!! Malia: I love kissing you more!!! MJ: Oh yeah? Well, I love kissing you more than you love kissing me. Boom! Malia: I love kissing you more than there are stars in the sky! Bigger boom! MJ: I love kissing you more than the biggest more, in the history of…
Marcus and MJ Joking Around
Question: This is Marcus. Love you bro. Sorry about the comments while you were on the phone with the play “the rapist”, I mean therapist the other day. Before you and me were boys, and we were both trying to get Malia to go out with us, did you hack my phone to take that sexy leg picture I took…
The Spot Malia and MJ Were Attacked
Question: I am new to masters of money and mj the terrible. I was reading past posts. Where did you and Malia get jumped at? I would like to see a picture. Paul Hartong Boston, MA Answer: Welcome to the family. We are glad to have you. Malia and I were at the pool, at our South Austin apartment, and…
Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson and Son’s Visit To Fort Hood Military Base
This past weekend my son CJ and I visited Fort Hood, in Killeen, Texas. Fort Hood is about an hour drive from Austin, where we live. Fort Hood is one of the largest military installations in the country, is home to the largest armored military vehicle unit in the country, and had a shooting on base not to long ago.…
Are you afraid to fail, because…..
Don’t be afraid to try, because as it turns out, some of the people that would go on to improve and change the world the most, failed more than a few times, before they were able to get the ball rolling….. About Masters of Money, LLC. Masters of Money, LLC., was founded by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, to create…
I’m sorry about yesterday baby. I’m an idiot. I love you.
MJ: Baby, I’m sorry about yesterday baby. I’m an idiot. I love you. Malia: I can’t believe you had LDR call me. You might be an idiot, but you are my idiot. Only you would have the girl you know I was jealous of, call the woman that you love(me), to have her tell me how much you love me.…
Pwesident Owama? Fo weal?
This could only happen to MJ. My poor baby! On the day the one person MJ wanted to connect with more than anyone else on social media connects with him, his face decides to go all Nutty Professor, and he is in pain, so he can’t be happy or celebrate. Me: Baby, President Obama joined your LinkedIn page…… MJ: Pwesident…