Omg we love this painting!!! For lack of better words, and I mean no disrespect here, the trash art guy who did this for us is a frickin genius!!! It’s a sponge painting that’s about 3 feet tall, and 2 feet wide. He only charged me $20!! I had it made for Malia as an apology gift for when Matthew…
Author: Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson
Baby Making and Business
MJ: Are you dressed like that right now? Malia: Yep! MJ: You know I have to be at Intel at 2 right? Malia: So what you’re saying is you have plenty of time. MJ: I want to baby. I have a lot to do. Rain check until tonight? I guarantee I will take care of business! Malia: Wrong answer! Guess…
“Business” Booty Call Post
Mr. Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, This is not a booty call post baby. This is business. Not strictly for pleasure. I know you have things to do today, but please put me on your “to do” list. I am ovulating. Soooooo…..I need you to come take care of business! Baby, do you know what they call a girl who…
“MJ The Red Nose Terrible Reindeer”
Malia: Look what I found baby. I knew you were looking for it. I love you! MJ: Thank you baby. It was so cold that day. It was like negative 20 degrees. Maryland winters can be brutal. Malia: Do you remember what I called you that day that drove you bonkers? MJ: “MJ The Red Nose Terrible Reindeer” Malia: Yeah.…
Maryland vs Texas and No Matter What My Son and I Win!
I love you so much! I can’t believe you did this! Malia May Johnson…..Best wife ever! When I took CJ to school this morning, someone snuck over to CJ and I’s apartment, and put 2 jerseys on the bed, one for me, and one for him, for tomorrows game. CJ and I are going to the first Texas Longhorns Football…
Question: If Malia and MJ broke up, who would give in first to get back together?
Question: If Malia and MJ broke up, who would give in first to get back together? Malia or MJ? If possible, could a lot of different people who are close to MJ and Malia answer my question? Love you guys! Bethany Mackenzie Los Angeles, CA Answers: All 5 Team Digital Death members were unanimous: MJ would give in first. Kevin:…
President Trump’s Motorcade Stopped Outside of “MJ The Terrible’s” Apartment
POTUS NEWS: President Trumps motorcade stopped outside of your apartment at 200 Congress Street for almost 15 minutes today. Did he come to see you? No major media outlet has picked it up yet, but there is a significant amount of online chatter about your alleged cyber involvement in the 2016 election. Would you like to comment? Peter Segal New…
Legal Disclaimer Gone Wrong
It’s that time again. It’s legal disclaimer time. Masters of Money, LLC. Legal Disclaimer: The characters, stories, images, videos, facts, and/or details, found in Masters of Money and “MJ The Terrible” story lines, may or may not be real events (interrupted text) Marcus: Oh, I get it. I’m not real because I’m black. MJ: I don’t give a shit if…
Rule of 3 Sales Training For An Old Friend
Request: Hey MJ, it’s DK. You always used to use the rule of 3 in sales at Crooked. Maybe you still do. Do you still have the rule of 3 write up? Let me know. Late, DK Reply: Damn right I still use the Rule of 3! We had some good times together back then. I couldn’t find the original…
I Am Permanently In Love With You Woman!
To Malia, Thank you for making me feel so loved that I actually have trouble processing the hate my ex-wife Gotye constantly throws at us. I love you with all of my heart, and I trust you completely. All of my love, MJ P.S. I am permanently in love with you now and forever! P.P.S. In a room full of…