MJ: I love you too “Sleeping on The Train Today Beauty.” I loved every minute of today, from waking up next to Liz, to the train ride, to your food falling on the floor, right after you said how hungry you were, to cleaning up my son and I’s apartment, to the police/building party, as you called it. Thank you…
Author: Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson
The Johnson Family Baby Factory
MJ: Malia, thank you for making me feel so loved that I actually have trouble processing the hate Gotye constantly throws at me. If/when(unfortunately) Gotye blows this opportunity to be a good coparent, I know we will raise CJ the right way, in the completely supportive and loving environment he deserves Malia: As far as I’m concerned, we have 4…
MJ “Flying Dong Hack Attack” On Malia
Malia: You know the Vendetta hacker masks? Mix that with my crazy hacker husband and what do you get? A “Flying dong hack attack.” We’re laying down to go to bed, and MJ says I’m going to the kitchen, I’ll be right back. I can hear the frig opening and closing like he’s getting food and stuff. Then I hear…
I’m not a happy person. Any advice for me MJ?
Question: I’m not a happy person. Any advice for me MJ? Trina Goins Pittsburg, PA Answer: It’s a big world out there. Seek and you will likely find. Keep searching. I know what it is like to feel stuck, bored, down, depressed, hopeless, etc. What got me through it, was making the decision to keep going. Don’t settle for being…
How many Army privates does it take to find the low battery smoke detector?
I married the world’s most followed computer hacker, who according to some blogs helped rig the presidential election. You would think he would be this calm, cool and collected evil genius, right? Nope! He’s actually a 37 year old teenager! The father of my children everybody…..(But I love him)…….. Hey baby, feel like laughing your ass off? You know those…
Happy Birthday Dad!
To my Dad- I just wanted to take a minute to wish you a Happy Birthday! Well, me and a special guest that is. (See video below) I know the last 7-8 years haven’t been easy, but I wanted to thank you for always having my back, and for believing in me. You legitimately deserve the “#1 Dad” coffee mug…
Then come rock it!
MJ: Excuse me Maam, but you have one rockin hot body for a pregnant chick. Malia: Then come rock it! MJ: Mrs. Johnson, by the time you get done listening to this song, I will be doing exactly as you have requested- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SdIVPs8gZ8
I Love The Little Moments of Being a Dad
“Daddy, I don’t care if we stay downtown or our regular apartment. It’s fun both places. Look! I built both places while you were in the potty. Let’s play Legos now.” My son Christian Johnson I love being a Dad!
“MJ The Terrible”…..He’s Capable of Anything!
MJ: When I hear people say…”He’s capable of anything”, is it wrong that I take it as a compliment? Malia: Only you baby. Only you. Are you talking about the email from your ex? MJ: I’ve heard other people say it as well, but in this case, yes. Malia: She stalks you on the internet. MJ: I know. What’s for…