She’s bashful, she’s shy, and I’ll love her everyday of my life. I love this vacation picture. I loved hopping on each other, while we were island hopping. On this vacation I paid the band at the hula bar to play a song for Malia. The song was “Ring of Fire”, an old Johnny Cash song. The band didn’t know…
Author: Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson
The Most Profitable Products For Sale On The Internet
The easiest way to make money online is by selling a product that can be delivered electronically. There are no shipping or fulfillment costs eating away at your revenue. Electronic products are easy to produce, and it is not necessary to get anything published. Another great reason for selling products electronically is that delivery is instant and free. Selling products…
Sales Strategies For Business Owners: How To Double Your Sales In 12 Months Or Less!
If you use the power of the “Best Buyer Concept”, you can double your sales within the next 12 months. The concept is easy to understand, and very powerful. There’s always a smaller number of ideal buyers, compared to all the possible buyers, so ideal buyers are cheaper to market to and yet bring greater rewards. A magazine used this…
Masters of Money LLC Offers For Sale Ultra Rare 19 Year Old Premium Website Domain Name Carsonenergy.com
Breaking News: Masters of Money LLC Puts Up For Sale Historic 19 Year Old Premium Website Domain Name Carsonenergy.com Austin, Texas based Masters of Money LLC, announced today that they are putting up for sale the historic 19-year-old premium domain name, Carsonenergy.com, that was originally registered on July 12th, 1999. Typically, the longer that a domain name has been in…
“Strategic Sex”
Malia: Save a horse. Ride an MJ? MJ: I gotta be out the door in 10 minutes. Malia: Perfect! MJ: Is this “strategic sex” as you call it? Because you want your smell and stuff on me because I will see my ex tonight? Malia: Its weird because I’m not jealous of her, and I know you would never cheat…
The #1 Secret In Sales!
Everybody wants a better life. We all want to be rock stars, movie stars, models, never age, always have the answers, be a leader, be millionaires and live the high life. The #1 secret in sales is to use that information about people to your advantage. Make every pitch and close a better life pitch. While everyone else is pitching…
Masters of Money LLC Offers Historic 19 Year Old Energy Industry Website Domain Name Carsonenergy.com For Sale
Carsonenergy.com is an historic 19-year-old domain name, that was originally registered as a domain name, on July 12th, 1999. Typically, the longer that a domain name has been in existence, the more trusted, and more valuable it becomes. Carsonenergy.com is a high-profile energy industry domain name, which used to be the #1 oil & gas investment website in the world.…
It’s Funny How Couple Friends Seem To Coordinate Having Babies
Malia: How are you already up and working? You didn’t sleep. Ugh! If you were up here right now. I’m in the mood. MJ: Well you’re in luck! Because I’m in bathroom. Oh, and I’m in the mother fuckin mood as well. Malia: Wait. What? Why did you say mother fuckin mood? MJ: No reason at all. It was just…
I Am So Proud of My Son For Fulfilling Martin Luther King’s Dream
I am so proud of my 5 year old for something he did this week. There’s only one African American kid in his class, and my son noticed that none of the other kids were really talking to/playing with him, so my son decided to change that! CJ(my son) walked up to Alias, and said- Maybe no one is playing…
Baby Making Practice and An Early Birthday Gift Blast From The Past
MJ: Are you ready for baby making practice today? Malia: Not yet. MJ: You mean to tell me that Mrs Always Wants A Baby, we need to be trying constantly, is not ready? I don’t believe it! Did hell freeze over or something? Malia: I am buying you a present. MJ: Aww. Baby. You don’t have to buy me anything.…