Do you have a problem with time management? If you do, you have 2 main options. One of those options, and often times the most popular, is to continue on with your normal activities. Unfortunately, doing so may have a negative impact on your personal life, as well as your professional one. The other option is to make a change.…
Author: Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson
“MJ The Terrible” feels terrible……..
“Baby, my temperature has to be at least like elevendy billion degrees. I feel like a nuclear friggin reactor or something. I’m pretty sure I could power a small city with all the heat my body is generating right now.” MJ was tested. It is not COVID, but his temperature got as high as 104. MJ’s mom flew up to…
You Will Never Know Until You Try
To You, Do you. Be you. You can do it. You got this. Show yourself what you can do. You may not have all of the answers, but you can find them. You may not be where you want to be at in life yet, but you can change that. Don’t sweat the small stuff, because life is too short.…
How To Fund Your Business Idea Using Grants
How To Fund Your Business Idea Using Grants There are a lot of great business ideas and product ideas floating around out there, but it can be hard for entrepreneurs to find the money to fund those great ideas. One way to access capital is through business grants. On the link at the bottom of this post, you will find…
Lordy Lordy “MJ The Terrible” is 40!
Happy Birthday Michael David Johnson! Today will be filled with fun surprises for you! Enjoy your day! You deserve it!
I Love You Sleeping Beauty
Don’t worry about a thing baby cakes. I’ll take care of everything while you are getting some much needed sleep. Rest those beautiful eyes. I love you to infinity and then some baby! You are so beautiful, even when you are sound asleep! The First Conversation Malia and I Ever Had by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-first-conversation-malia-and-i-ever-had-by-michael-mj-the-terrible-johnson/ When I…
The Best Adult Form of Stress Relief
Malia: Hey baby. I read your email. Sorry you are having a stressful day. I love you. I am available if you need some stress relief if you know what I mean. MJ: Thanks babe. I love you too. Malia: You are usually all about it bout it when I offer “stress relief”. I am a good listener. We can…
MJ The Terrible Mobile Haters
Haters, I am not quite sure why you are hating on the MJ The Terrible Mobile so much. At the end of the day, I got a car that is worth as much as a house for free due to a sponsorship deal I am a part of. The 16 year old boy inside of me is getting to live…
One of The Biggest Myths Known To Mankind- “Money isn’t important.”
One of The Biggest Myths Known To Mankind- “Money isn’t important.” Tell this myth to the family who’s starving right now, or to the family who needs money for some serious medical issue, and they will tell you how important money is. We have all been conditioned to believe that money is not important, or that wanting money is wrong,…
Thank You But Malia Is My One and Only
Question/request: You like MJ? I don’t mind being a side dish. Call me (number removed) One love, Amber Answer: I think you are beautiful, and I like the car. That said, I have everything I will ever need with Malia. She is my everything. I don’t think you are side dish material. I remember talking to you in Dallas at…