I was freaking out because MJ didn’t come home yesterday like he was supposed to, and I knew something was wrong. He was on a flight with his cyber crew, Team Digital Death, back home from visiting with President Elect Joe Biden and Vice President Elect Kamala Harris. Well, the plane they were on crashed. MJ’s close friend and member…
I love you more than there are stars in the sky. I love you more than the sun, the ocean and the mountains. I love you more than anything. I love you more than everything. I love you more than you can possibly imagine. I love you more than words can describe. I love you more than there is space…
To the Incredible Women of the Johnson Family, From my Grandma Alma Johnson who got the highest score in the history of the state of Ohio’s state nursing exam, to my Mom, Jeanne Johnson, who won a teaching award from the President of the United States, to my incredible wife Malia Johnson, who seems to be good everything she does,…
The last time we got pregnant we tried 4 or 5 different pregnancy tests. When we were looking to see what the results were, MJ said- “We should have got only the kind with words, where it says Pregnant or Not Pregnant. I mean, look at this. Is 2 lines on here pregnant or not? Look at this one. On…
MJ: Baby, I think I have erectile dysfunction. Malia: Do you want to have sex with me right now? MJ: Yes! Malia: When we want to have sex does your penis get hard? MJ: Yes! Malia: If you answered no to my last 2 questions, that would indicate you have erectile dysfunction. MJ: Could you check it for me? Malia:…
Baby, You have asked me countless times to try to describe exactly how I feel about you in my deepest darkest thoughts, with no sugar coating and no filter. I know you know I love you with forever love, but I guess I have never told you “exactly how I feel about you in my deepest darkest thoughts, with no…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia II: The first “Anything Goes Q&A with Malia” was a big success, so we decided to do an Anything Goes Q&A with Malia II. 1. What does the scar on the back of MJ’s head look like now? Can you feel it? Is it bumpy, or flat? Julia Walker Modesto, CA Malia: The doctors did…
The Bonnie in this picture wants to be naughty with the Clyde in this picture, whenever Clyde wants to today. Yesterday “I dropped your balls”, literally, and I want to make it up to you by offering my body as a present to you, however you want it, whenever you want it, wherever you want it, whatever way you want…
Malia: Baby, please don’t cheat on me. I live my life for you and our babies. I would die if you cheated on me. It would kill me baby. MJ: Baby, please don’t cheat on me. I live my life for you and our babies too. I would die if you cheated on me. It would kill me. Malia: You…
3 Ways To Create More Wealth We would all like to think of ourselves enjoying the good things in life, not having to stress about finances, and not having to be concerned about growing old, poor. But if you are currently living from paycheck to paycheck, never seeming to get ahead or have any savings, how do we change things?…