One of the requirements of living in the neighborhood that we live in, in Bethesda Maryland, is you have to join and become members of the Bethesda Country Club. Bethesda Country Club is a very family friendly club. Every year there is an awards ceremony at the club. One of the awards is “Father of the Year”. Only members can…
Author: Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson
The Best Way To Eliminate “Daddy Issues”
MJ told me he wants to make sure our daughters don’t have “Daddy Issues”. The best way to accomplish that baby, is by doing exactly what you are doing. Keep being the amazing daddy that you are, and our daughters will grow up “Daddy Issues” free. A daughter’s first love is her father. Look at this picture. Do you see…
Zhang Ying Becomes The Newest Member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death
“MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death are proud to present the newest member of our team, the incredibly talented and accomplished cyber superstar, Ms. Zhang Ying. The newest member of our team was born in Hong Kong. She immigrated to the United States with her family when she was 5 years old. She grew up in San Francisco, California.…
“What If” Zombie Apocalypse and MLK Day Snuckin
Tarica, will you post Malia and I’s sexcapades MLK day texts, because I’m a little busy right now. You’re the best! Mean it! Best, MJ Tarica: Have fun today guys. Chris and I are doing what you guys are doing today, tomorrow. Rock out out with your sex parts out Mali J and MJ! MJ: Baby why did you email…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 5
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 5: 1. Men are naturally secretive animals. They used to gather their things and hide them in their caves. Are you worried MJ is hiding things from you? Samantha Vargas San Francisco, CA Malia: No. We share everything with each other. This may sound weird, but MJ is not allowed to be alone with anyone…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 18 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 18 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Just because a person is educated does not mean they have common sense. Book smarts and life smarts are not the same thing. Some people have both types of smarts, but most people have one or the other. If I had to choose one,…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 4
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 4: 1. Does MJ make money decisions without you? Monica Walker Colorado Springs, CO Malia: No. We don’t manage our money. Our money is managed by The Carlyle Group. We bought our houses together. We bought our cars together. We make decisions together. He makes the business decisions mostly, and I make most of the in-home…
The Zombie Bedroom Controversy
Malia: Wanna play hangman? MJ: Like where you guess the letters to figure out words and what not? Malia: Yep! MJ: Ok. I’m stuck on what I’m working on anyway. Malia: Ok. Here we go. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _! It’s something I want to do. Pick…
10 Powerful Communication Improvement Tips
10 Powerful Communication Improvement Tips: “Communication and communication strategy is not just part of the game, it is the game.” Oscar Munoz 1. What You KnowEducation is all about learning the basics, but to be an effective speaker is to practice what you’ve learned, and share what you know. 2. ListeningIt’s just as important as asking questions. Sometimes listening to…
Foreplay Texts Gone Wrong (I Got This Baby!)
Malia: I am sick and tired of being used as your sexual toy, whenever and wherever you want it only! MJ: Huh? Malia: You use me as your sexual toy, expecting me to have sex with you anytime you want it, and anywhere you want it. MJ: I thought that was ok because we made an agreement. You said we…