MJ: I heard you yelling. I love you. I’ll be right back. Malia: Where are you going? MJ: I had to run to my office real quick. I’ll be right back. Malia: You ran out the front door. Your office is behind the house. What are you up to Johnson? MJ: You know me my love. Malia: I do! What…
Author: Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson
The Day Malia and I Met (3-8-2012)
This is my recollection of the first conversation that Malia and I ever had, exactly 9 years ago today. Our first conversation took place in San Antonio, Texas, at Joint Base San Antonio, on March 8th, 2012. Malia was a medical intern, who was training/learning about how to treat patients, mentally and physically, so that one day she could become a…
100 Reasons I Love You Malia May Johnson (Happy 9 Year Anniversary Baby Cakes!)
1. I love your big beautiful brown eyes, that depending on the way the light reflects off of your eyes, can sometimes look different colors. 2. I love your playful personality. 3. I love how you always encourage me to make things happen, and to find a way when there isn’t one. 4. I love how you are loyal. 5. I…
Happy 9 Year Anniversary Malia May Johnson!
Malia and I met 9 years ago today, on March 8th, 2012. Malia and I have known each other for 9 years. Here is how 9 years converts into seconds, minutes, hours, days, and weeks. 284,083,200 seconds4,734,720 minutes78,912 hours3288 days469 weeks and 5 days Malia May Johnson, You are my all and everything, and I love you more all the…
I Love The Way You Love Me Malia #luckiestmanonearth
I Love The Way You Love Me Malia #luckiestmanonearth MJ: Baby, I am a Penis American. Malia: Baby, I am a Vagina American. A Booby American? What’s up Penis American? MJ: My penis. Malia: You are a Penis American and your penis is up? Thank you for letting me know. I can tell you got my letter in your office. …
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Compilation
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Compilation: So far there have been 25 “My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson” posts, including quotes about life, love, family, friendship, business, haters, motivation, and more, from the following people: Dan Denefe, Derron Cook, Alma Johnson, Malia May…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 25 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 25 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “People should be connected. The world is a better place when people are connected. The world is a more transparent place when people are connected. Language and geographic barriers no longer have to be boundaries when people are connected through social media and the…
5 Things You Have To Know About Money
5 Things You Have To Know About Money: 1. Money is a thought and a thing. 2. Greed is good. In the movie Wall Street, Gordon Gekko says- “Greed is good.” All things being equal, he was right. Greed is good, as long as it isn’t used to harm/negatively impact someone else. When you want to take away another person’s…
Malia and MJ’s Relationship “Firsts” Posts
MJ, We have had some amazing “Firsts” in our relationship. I went through all of the “Firsts” posts about our relationship that we have done and made a post out of them. I hope you enjoy MJ and I’s “Firsts” posts. Sincerely, Malia The First Conversation Malia and I Ever Had by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-first-conversation-malia-and-i-ever-had-by-michael-mj-the-terrible-johnson/ Our First…
The Top 18 Revenge Services Websites
There are so many ways to get revenge against someone that has done you wrong. One of the biggest choices you have to make when it comes to getting your revenge is, are you going to do it yourself, or are you going to hire someone else to do it for you? If you want to get revenge on someone,…