My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 46 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy poo poo stinky. I go in here.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I love you. You get me and I love you for it.” Malia May Johnson “Honesty and integrity are what I am known for by the people who know me best. My word…
Malia: Baby, I want to see if you know the answer to this math problem. 50 + 50 – 25 × 0 + 2 + 2 = ? Is the correct answer 4 or 104? MJ: 104 Malia: Of course you know the answer. Why isn’t the answer 4? Don’t you do math problems from left to right? MJ: No.…
MJ: Let’s play do what the action figures do. Malia: I’m pregnant, but okay to the extent I can. MJ: Let’s do this…… Malia: OMG! What is the blue bubble? Malia: You made Black Widow pregnant like me? MJ: Yes I did! Malia: I like that we are going to use the Woodland house for storage. I think that is…
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Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I’m at the Woodland house. I’m sorry baby. I am to pregnant and fat and hormonal and horny to think. Come over to this house, bend me over something, and bang me out of my…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 45 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Never hope for it more than you are willing to work for it.” General Stanley McChrystal “Being a professional means being able to work with people you don’t like. Being the best means you don’t have to work with people you don’t like.” Jeff…
How To Grow Your Social Media Following by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: If you are promoting a product, service, public figure, personality, business, organization, or you are trying to raise awareness for something that you believe in, the internet/social media, can be a game changer! Here are 11 ways to grow your social media following quickly: 1. Follow all…
Malia: I read the proposal baby. I think that some people will say you’re “crazy”, but what else is new? MJ: Good. Usually when haters call me crazy, that’s when I know I’m on to something good. Malia: I think it’s provocative. You are basically supporting the side of the Terminators, but I still love you. Using the Black Lives…
MJ: I know you want it. I know you need it. Malia: But I’m a good girl! MJ: I’m about to come over there and invade our bedroom like it was Osama Bin Laden’s compound, and I’m Seal Team 6. Malia: I have to tell you something and you can’t get mad. MJ: Uh oh Malia: Don’t let this ruin…
Malia War Day Voicemail Recording For MJ Transcript (Voicemail Recording Below): – Beginning of transcript – Malia: Hey baby it’s me. Uhm. I’m on my way to get my nails done, but I just wanted to wish you happy hunting on your war day. And I love you to pieces. And I hopefully can’t wait to see you at lunch…